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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:41 am
i told her it was me or the dog. you can see who won.
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:37 pm
she was too shiny, and couldn't let me sleep
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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 3:40 am
he wouldnt let me sew his tattered old clothes back together crying
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:33 am
She wasn't green anymore crying
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:39 pm
The hat got in the way. Plus, her pet always used the laptop.
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:43 am
he loved his work more than he loved me... crying
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:46 am
With our joined awesomness, We would cause a tornado of awesomness that would accidentaly kill everyone, so we had to part crying
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:54 am
my feet were too cold for them... specially with no socks on emo
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:55 am
Our hats got in the way of smooching and neither one would cave and take them off crying
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 5:07 am
she refused to admit that she "accedentialy" on purpose rolled over me with her road roller...
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:57 am
she mimics me to no end... that is when i see her in mirrors... and windows... and sometimes water... than she just tries to drown me... that was more than one reason though sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:06 pm
I divorced myself because some people were saying it wasn't legal.... or even physically possible... sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:07 pm
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Because I couldn't get a word in edgewise. mad
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 1:23 am
He was always out wandering the streets and the countryside, getting into sword fights here and there. I got lonely, and worried. cry
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:13 am
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