Why Did You Divorce the Person Above You?

[La La Leprosy]

i told her it was me or the dog.
you can see who won.
 

[blue0212]

she was too shiny, and couldn't let me sleep  

[nedozuki_88]

he wouldnt let me sew his tattered old clothes back together crying  

[emmmahy]

She wasn't green anymore crying  

[blue0212]

The hat got in the way. Plus, her pet always used the laptop.  

[nedozuki_88]

he loved his work more than he loved me... crying  

[emmmahy]

With our joined awesomness, We would cause a tornado of awesomness that would accidentaly kill everyone, so we had to part crying  

[nedozuki_88]

my feet were too cold for them... specially with no socks on emo  

[emmmahy]

Our hats got in the way of smooching and neither one would cave and take them off crying  

[nedozuki_88]

she refused to admit that she "accedentialy" on purpose rolled over me with her road roller...  

[nedozuki_88]

she mimics me to no end... that is when i see her in mirrors... and windows... and sometimes water... than she just tries to drown me... that was more than one reason though sweatdrop  

[nedozuki_88]

I divorced myself because some people were saying it wasn't legal.... or even physically possible... sweatdrop  

[Mr Jes]

...

Because I couldn't get a word in edgewise. mad  

[Phaeton]

He was always out wandering the streets and the countryside, getting into sword fights here and there. I got lonely, and worried. cry  

[emmmahy]

She was too clingy.