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 Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:12 pm
Granted however the monster devours every living soul on the face of the earth thus creating the new era of brain dead zombies ruled by lobster clawed monsters with constipation issues. ._.
I wish i could see the future! =O
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:43 pm
Granted, but after seeing it, you explode.
I wish I had some mac and cheese.
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:35 pm
granted.. but it eats you
I wish I was a cat
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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 11:45 am
Granted, but then you constantly cough up fur balls. One gets caught in your throat and you choke to death. The dust bunnies live happily ever after. o.o;
I wish I could grow wings and fly to the place that I have been dying to go to for awhile now.
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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:27 pm
Granted, but when you get there they attack you and kill you because they 're afraid you're a monster
I wish I had a portable television set.
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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:49 pm
Granted but the television breaks and explodes causing all of the creatures in a near by forest to die. Then a meteor crashes upon the earth and the invasion of ants ensue. o.o
I wish i could breathe under water =o
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:19 pm
Granted, but you're mistaken for a fish and eaten by a shark
I wish aliens would invade my college
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 3:18 pm
Granted but the aliens release a terminal disease upon the college that quickly spreads throughout the surroundings. The Aliens die from being unable to survive in a oxygen filled atmosphere along with the knowledge of the only way to cure the disease. =)
I wish there was someone here with me. =O
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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:42 pm
Granted, but it is Cthulhu.
I wish I had laser vision.
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:03 am
Granted, but now your eyes melt out of your sockets. 0.o
I wish I knew what the hell is going on. xD
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:18 pm
Granted but the knowledge metlts your brain into a good like substance leaving you alive but in a vegetable state for the rest of your life.
I wish I looked like my avatar
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:22 pm
Granted but you become an actually pixel, your expression never changes, can't talk or think.
I wish I could understand people. 0.o
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:17 pm
granted,, but then you regret your wish as the complexities of understanding people makes your brain go boom
I wish it would rain cookies.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:23 pm
Granted but the cookies contain pollutants and bacteria from atmosphere. Several people eat the cookies and causes 2/3 of the earth's population to die.
I wish people would find out what lies within a black hole.
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:27 pm
Granted, but the black hole sucks them and the universe into it
I wish spring break lasted two weeks.
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