The Guild's Incorrect Quotes

[MJ Spooks]

Rory: It costs $400 to see a therapist, but it costs $0 for me to tell myself 'it be like that sometimes'

Kiki, softly: No

source: tumblr
characters involved: Ruaridh Murdoch, Kiera Borson  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Marina: I am at a loss for words.

Damien, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, she continued yelling for ten minutes.

source : tumblr
characters involved : marina & damien edgeworth  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Kalin: here we are in the middle of a crisis and there's no cheesecake!


source : The Golden Girls
characters involved : Kalin Findlay-Abrams  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Kendall: we can't curse around these kids anymore.

Lee: what should I say instead of bull-

Kendall: shhhh, say snake instead

Lee: [whispers] this is snakeshit


source : tumblr
characters involved : Kendall Saunders, Leiland Holt  

[MJ Spooks]

Will: Of course we're familiar with the seven deadly sins. The munchies, super pissed, naps, thinking you're hot s**t-

Jack: Thinking your friend is hot s**t and being mad about it, capitalism, and big sexy.

Andi:

Andi: So I'm big sexy, right?

source: tumblr
characters involved: Will and Jack Hawthorne, Sissy Masters  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Maya: make a wish

James: I wish you'd go to bed

Maya: ... make a better wish

James: I wish you'd go to bed fast?

Maya: this is why grown-ups don't get wishes.


source : twitter @XplodingUnicorn
characters involved : Maya Masters, James Masters  

[CatWaffle]

Ferdie: [holding up a puppet] Hello, kiddies, I'm Polly the Puppet! What shall we do today? I know- let's all clean our rooms!

Eion: [holding up a devil puppet] Hello, Polly. I'll clean my room...in exchange for your immortal soul.[puppet rubs hands together]

source : Addams Family Values
characters involved : Ferdie and Eion Delecroix  

[CatWaffle]

[When Caelan was born]

Little girl in the Hospital Waiting Room: And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork and the stork flew down from heaven and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch and the diamond turned into a baby.

Cian: Our parents are having a baby too.

Aeryn: They had sex.

source : Addams Family Values
characters involved : Cian, Aeryn, and technically Caelan Quinlan  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Desi (teasingly): Were you dropped on your head as a child?

DJ: Bold of you to assume I was held.

source : tumblr
characters involved : desiree whitethorne, dj shepard  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Hogwarts Staff Training Day:

Amata: Okay, there's seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Elsie: Just have everyone stand!

Ada: Bring in three more chairs?

Fanchon: The best seven can sit down.

Jason: ...Kill three.

source : tumblr
characters involved : amata harlowe, elsbeth shoichet, adalaide whitethorne, fanchon cohen, jason hill  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Wyatt: So... tell me how you got in the accident

James: Well, we were driving and there was a deer on the road, so I said "Lyre, deer!"

Wyatt: Okay, and?

James, to Lyre: Go on, tell him what you said

Lyre: ..... "yes honey"

Wyatt: .........


source : tumblr
characters involved : Wyatt Abrams, James Masters, Lyre Masters  

[CatWaffle]

Reggie: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Eion: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.

Reggie: You don't have to wear it.

Eion: No, I'm going to wear it forever. Back off.

source : random internet meme
characters involved : Reggie Blake and Eion Delecroix  

[MJ Spooks]

GROUP TEXT

Merc: Hello my darling friends guess who just got

Merc: ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* INJURED ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

Alby: Obviously I hope you're okay but I want you to know that was the most in character text you've ever sent me

source: tumblr
characters involved: Mercy Sanderson, Alby Callaghan
unmentioned but totally witness to this event: Tiernan Yaxley, Glynn Llewellyn, Clara Bautista  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Callista (about Akira) : I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time.

source : seinfeld
characters involved : callista hargrave, akira yamazaki