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 Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 4:56 pm
Rory: It costs $400 to see a therapist, but it costs $0 for me to tell myself 'it be like that sometimes'
Kiki, softly: No
source: tumblr
characters involved: Ruaridh Murdoch, Kiera Borson
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:34 pm
Marina: I am at a loss for words.
Damien, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, she continued yelling for ten minutes.
source : tumblr
characters involved : marina & damien edgeworth
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The Forgotten Weasley Crew
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 6:47 pm
Kalin: here we are in the middle of a crisis and there's no cheesecake!
source : The Golden Girls
characters involved : Kalin Findlay-Abrams
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:51 pm
Kendall: we can't curse around these kids anymore.
Lee: what should I say instead of bull-
Kendall: shhhh, say snake instead
Lee: [whispers] this is snakeshit
source : tumblr
characters involved : Kendall Saunders, Leiland Holt
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 4:26 pm
Jonah: [taps on counter]
Vespera: [taps back furiously]
Sonora: What are they doing?
Orion: Jonah and Vespera learned morse code so they could talk s**t without us knowing.
Jonah: -.-- --- ..- -. . . -.. .- ... - . .--. ... - --- --- .-.. - --- .-. . .- -.-. .... - .... . -.- .. - -.-. .... . -. -.-. .- -... .. -. . - ...
Vespera: SAY IT TO MY FACE, COWARD!
Sonora: They seem happy :')
(Morse code: “you need a step stool to reach the kitchen cabinets.”)
source : Tumblr
characters involved : Jonah Lane, Orion Lane, Sonora Li, Vespera Salazar
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:34 pm
Will: Of course we're familiar with the seven deadly sins. The munchies, super pissed, naps, thinking you're hot s**t-
Jack: Thinking your friend is hot s**t and being mad about it, capitalism, and big sexy.
Andi:
Andi: So I'm big sexy, right?
source: tumblr
characters involved: Will and Jack Hawthorne, Sissy Masters
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 6:16 pm
Maya: make a wish
James: I wish you'd go to bed
Maya: ... make a better wish
James: I wish you'd go to bed fast?
Maya: this is why grown-ups don't get wishes.
source : twitter @XplodingUnicorn
characters involved : Maya Masters, James Masters
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2019 5:50 pm
Ferdie: [holding up a puppet] Hello, kiddies, I'm Polly the Puppet! What shall we do today? I know- let's all clean our rooms!
Eion: [holding up a devil puppet] Hello, Polly. I'll clean my room...in exchange for your immortal soul.[puppet rubs hands together]
source : Addams Family Values
characters involved : Ferdie and Eion Delecroix
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Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 8:16 am
[When Caelan was born]
Little girl in the Hospital Waiting Room: And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork and the stork flew down from heaven and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch and the diamond turned into a baby.
Cian: Our parents are having a baby too.
Aeryn: They had sex.
source : Addams Family Values
characters involved : Cian, Aeryn, and technically Caelan Quinlan
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Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 9:06 am
Desi (teasingly): Were you dropped on your head as a child?
DJ: Bold of you to assume I was held.
source : tumblr
characters involved : desiree whitethorne, dj shepard
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The Forgotten Weasley Crew
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The Forgotten Weasley Crew
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Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 5:48 pm
Hogwarts Staff Training Day:
Amata: Okay, there's seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Elsie: Just have everyone stand!
Ada: Bring in three more chairs?
Fanchon: The best seven can sit down.
Jason: ...Kill three.
source : tumblr
characters involved : amata harlowe, elsbeth shoichet, adalaide whitethorne, fanchon cohen, jason hill
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Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2019 4:32 pm
Wyatt: So... tell me how you got in the accident
James: Well, we were driving and there was a deer on the road, so I said "Lyre, deer!"
Wyatt: Okay, and?
James, to Lyre: Go on, tell him what you said
Lyre: ..... "yes honey"
Wyatt: .........
source : tumblr
characters involved : Wyatt Abrams, James Masters, Lyre Masters
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Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 2:59 pm
Reggie: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Eion: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.
Reggie: You don't have to wear it.
Eion: No, I'm going to wear it forever. Back off.
source : random internet meme
characters involved : Reggie Blake and Eion Delecroix
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:14 pm
GROUP TEXT
Merc: Hello my darling friends guess who just got
Merc: ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* INJURED ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*
Alby: Obviously I hope you're okay but I want you to know that was the most in character text you've ever sent me
source: tumblr
characters involved: Mercy Sanderson, Alby Callaghan
unmentioned but totally witness to this event: Tiernan Yaxley, Glynn Llewellyn, Clara Bautista
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:32 pm
Callista (about Akira) : I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time.
source : seinfeld
characters involved : callista hargrave, akira yamazaki
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