"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[Vanilla Acoustic]

Well at least it wasn't cocaine!

I'm calling from jail because I stalked Harry Potter to Hogwarts..  

[OfficialPapaJohns]

Since when did you like Harry Potter?

I'm calling from jail because I thought I saw a Putty Tat.  

[Ura the rainbow King]

"I told you to leave the area!
I am calling from jail because I whacked the cop on the ear."  

[Eternal Rebellion]

That's not going to make him hear better!

I'm calling from jail because I didn't get my pizza!

 

[Vanilla Acoustic]

I told you to just cook one yourself!

I'm calling from jail because I stole a Krabby Patty  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

I told you you wouldn't get caught if you stole from the Chum bucket instead.

I'm calling from jail because I offered my dog to Satan in a ritual sacrifice.  

[Naomi Kyuuten]

~Victoria's Theme~

Why must my fate be set?

I already told you! Satan hates Hot dogs. D<

I'm calling from jail because I crossed the street beside the crosswalk.

In this world that to my elders I am in debt?

 

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

Who the hell needs crosswalks anyways.

I'm calling from jail because they caught me throwing my nuclear waste in the local river.  

[Naomi Kyuuten]

~Victoria's Theme~

Why must my fate be set?

That's why you dump it on the road!

I'm calling from jail because I like the creamy sensation of Peanut Butter. razz

In this world that to my elders I am in debt?

 

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

I told you the bitter flavour of chocolate was better.

I'm calling from jail because I cheated on the daughter of a police officer.  

[Vanilla Acoustic]

That's not gonna make the situtaion any better is it?

I'm calling from jail because I wanted to voice Homer Simpson  

[Eternal Rebellion]

D'oh! I told you don't eat those cop's pants!

I'm calling from jail because the police saw I had donut... only one.

 

[Vanilla Acoustic]

Never get caught by a police with one doughnet in your hand!

I'm calling from jail because I was caught spinning tops on Queen Victoria's chair at Bucingham Palace  

[OfficialPapaJohns]

...Who?

I'm calling from jail because I referenced Looney Toons in my last post.  

[Vanilla Acoustic]

Remember the Admin likes Hello Kitty better!

I'm calling from jail because I was on Team Nobody instead of Team Edward..