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 Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:28 pm
They kept me awake at night.
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:15 pm
I'm sorry but they dont permite cats on the premesis..... -_-'
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Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:58 am
You kept squeezing the life out of everything you touched, I was terrified I'd be next.
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 12:08 am
They kept digging in the yard trying to find the treasure of one eye willie.
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:20 pm
mu bunions would flare up everytime the entered the room...
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:43 pm
She insisted on keeping the gnome with us while in bed.
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 4:24 pm
he just didnt understand the inner workings of a womens brain~ *hmmmm~
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 4:54 pm
It was either that or eat her... does a sushi piece even have a gender? Why'd I marry you in the first place?
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 6:32 pm
You were just too evil. My parents were right we were just too different.
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 7:47 pm
I found your lack of pants embarrassing in public (despite my not wearing any either)!
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Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 3:38 pm
You're always just so happy, and for some reason I had this compelling feeling to eat your hair.
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:39 pm
I noticed that you've divorced quite a few others, so, in fear I decided that I'd just beat you to the punch line
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:09 pm
Well, my birthday was coming up and what with how young she looked... I was worried they'd put me away for doing things with a minor.
Then I realized... damn, how did we get married if we're both minors? Who signed the contract? Are we even married? Can I hire a lawyer, or do I do that for my birthday? sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:30 am
Kals is questing again!I realised that while same-sex marriage is legally binding where I live, it is NOT where she lives. Check sig for details!
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 5:36 am
(Good one, Kals)
She wouldn't let me read any of her books crying
Maybe I can try to get some of them in the divorce so I can finally find out what they're all about...
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