Ascher
Macabre_Cogitation
Macabre be the Duku Tree King ::WOOOOOSH::
Fear me maple leaves of DOOM!
::cracks me branches::
::wooshy wind noise inserted
here::
*Stares blankly*
......
*Points at*
...
*There is silence for a moment before a hum can be heard in the distance. The ground begins to shake and this hum steadily rises into the shouts and screams of an evil pirate crew coming from the distant horizon, running as fast at they can for the Tree*
YARRRRRRR!Chop the tree down me buckos...
pirate *The Great Duku King stands before the formidable force of degenerate slum raging towards his wooden troops, brandashin fire and metal in the hot sun.
He signals for his carrier pidgeons to approach, and with remarkable speed, they arrive to carry off his messages of war time to allies accross the Got Goth? land*
*soon, a shrieking sound of metal on stone is heard over the dull roar the pirate crew had created in their speedy haste. This verbal terror grows as shapes are seen off in the distance, gathering together. Soon, an dark wave of figures is seen, rushing towards the Duku King and his fellow men*
*As this terror approaches, it is seen that millions of wombats, apple friters, leaves, spoons, llamas, giant box turtles, and even keebler elves are joined in effort*
*Quickly they arrive and blockade the way towards their wooded leaders*
*It is then, the Duku King proclaired: "Your turn, Ascher!"*
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