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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:42 pm
With swords.
How do you eat a cactus?
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:49 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:50 am
I am your father What's that over there?
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:30 pm
An octopus on your face.
Why do zebras have stripes?
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:42 pm
Because they suck at checkers.
Why do people like candy?
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:52 pm
Because I'm Asian.
Why do I have to read Jane Eyre?
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:59 pm
Because it is a classic
Why is it so late?
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:00 pm
because 7 ate 9 o'clock?
Why am I insane?
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:34 pm
Because you're normal. Did Neanderthals have to clip their nails?
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 11:56 pm
Manicures and pedicures are quite a lot of money, aren't they?
How many different ways can you use a banana?
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:13 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:28 am
to the left.
Why is space so big?
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:17 pm
Because we're too small.
Why do we have fingers?
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 12:26 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 12:56 pm
Because he's writes novels.
Why do we have friends?
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