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My very first date with a talking, flying donkey lasted a few days with no actual meanings of a relationship. He then fell down and broke his left butt cheek, causing it to explode on impact and set fire to the little innocent gnome nearby. Unfortunately, she was not a he and she slapped that lyin' donkey. That sorry ***, let's see how you like getting your front teeth drilled by a spork-eating man named Doctor Dentist! Now the donkey brayed obnoxiously, and flew straight into a big, green puddle of radioactive cookies that smelled a lot like the pie that cows drop in the pasture when they get indigestion. The donkey ate some of it, and turned into a bigger *** with heat ray vision, like Superman. Which he used to get revenge by looking at very naughty magazines. It was these magazines that made him furious with me for not allowing him to eat his own pasta dish that tasted like crap. Dirty magazines are scattered on the horny presidents lawn along with some angry bees that stung his rump while screaming "YEEHAW!" that left him thinking of the run-on sentence he started a long time ago when he suddenly crapped all over the horny president. Everyone starting drooling like a rabid dog in heat, with the president humping trashy manga books and everyone started reading them immediately after he was inflicted with cancer. Then everyone got sad and cried for they were now infected with mad cow disease, which caused great happiness because they secretly terrified of sane cows.
The cows sacrificed themselves, because they started to explode in gigantic and very smelly blasts of moldy hamburger, which tasted like pickled beets. "STOP!" shouted a small little grape, the size of Rhode Island. It fermented into wine and smelled like milk and cinnamon but tasted like an old sock. Which was good because it wasn't a rusty nail.

Anyways, back to the rubber spoon that I was about to date. That spoon was really K!ng undercover. You wouldn't believe when he pulled out the big wooden knife. He chopped and stabbed a pink plushie. He then told me that he was cheating with Miio and Jackal who were currently under the table. For no reason the spoon shoved its self down into a toilet just to prove that he wasn't a broken record having sex with evil squirrel girls, what a day to see the great blue sex monkey gyrate mercilessly in and out of my hamster's infected left ear that had to be removed because it was infected. Before I could say that I blew my chance, NinjaAssassinX came and gave your mom a black eye because she stole my coca-cola. NinjaAssassinX then left a purple pumpkin in my pants to rot and bite anyone who forgot their underwear. Then all of the pink alpacas stood up and shouted "STOP FIEND!" And of course, the alpacas exploded into little balls of monkey mush which left me falling flat on the cold cement with my teddy. "ORLY?!" said teddy.
"YARLY!!" I replied.

The teddy burst apart to reveal who it really was: Muskratio! Muskratio sat with his feet crossed and said "This story is about to blow my mind. "Oh Really?" said the witch nearby my diner plate. The witch was really a grapefruit. It happened when she was grateful for being a grapefruit of massive proportions. She responded by taking action on the fifth turtle that came by the house by making it explode into a gigantic ball of male moose dust, which when eaten caused whoever ate a cow pie to grow a spine and kill the inside of a bologna sandwich with smelly pickles! Muskratio then threw the bologna sandwhich at the witch who proceeded to cry uncontrollably because it burned her into a dusty ball of dirt. Standing there without any possible hope of becoming a old rinckly fat.... idiot with no bananas and swords. Theyd wanted a flying piggy to jump up and Cry as a sick llama with

My very first date with a talking, flying donkey lasted a few days with no actual meanings of a relationship. He then fell down and broke his left butt cheek, causing it to explode on impact and set fire to the little innocent gnome nearby. Unfortunately, she was not a he and she slapped that lyin' donkey. That sorry ***, let's see how you like getting your front teeth drilled by a spork-eating man named Doctor Dentist! Now the donkey brayed obnoxiously, and flew straight into a big, green puddle of radioactive cookies that smelled a lot like the pie that cows drop in the pasture when they get indigestion. The donkey ate some of it, and turned into a bigger *** with heat ray vision, like Superman. Which he used to get revenge by looking at very naughty magazines. It was these magazines that made him furious with me for not allowing him to eat his own pasta dish that tasted like crap. Dirty magazines are scattered on the horny presidents lawn along with some angry bees that stung his rump while screaming "YEEHAW!" that left him thinking of the run-on sentence he started a long time ago when he suddenly crapped all over the horny president. Everyone starting drooling like a rabid dog in heat, with the president humping trashy manga books and everyone started reading them immediately after he was inflicted with cancer. Then everyone got sad and cried for they were now infected with mad cow disease, which caused great happiness because they secretly terrified of sane cows.
The cows sacrificed themselves, because they started to explode in gigantic and very smelly blasts of moldy hamburger, which tasted like pickled beets. "STOP!" shouted a small little grape, the size of Rhode Island. It fermented into wine and smelled like milk and cinnamon but tasted like an old sock. Which was good because it wasn't a rusty nail.

Anyways, back to the rubber spoon that I was about to date. That spoon was really K!ng undercover. You wouldn't believe when he pulled out the big wooden knife. He chopped and stabbed a pink plushie. He then told me that he was cheating with Miio and Jackal who were currently under the table. For no reason the spoon shoved its self down into a toilet just to prove that he wasn't a broken record having sex with evil squirrel girls, what a day to see the great blue sex monkey gyrate mercilessly in and out of my hamster's infected left ear that had to be removed because it was infected. Before I could say that I blew my chance, NinjaAssassinX came and gave your mom a black eye because she stole my coca-cola. NinjaAssassinX then left a purple pumpkin in my pants to rot and bite anyone who forgot their underwear. Then all of the pink alpacas stood up and shouted "STOP FIEND!" And of course, the alpacas exploded into little balls of monkey mush which left me falling flat on the cold cement with my teddy. "ORLY?!" said teddy.
"YARLY!!" I replied.

The teddy burst apart to reveal who it really was: Muskratio! Muskratio sat with his feet crossed and said "This story is about to blow my mind. "Oh Really?" said the witch nearby my diner plate. The witch was really a grapefruit. It happened when she was grateful for being a grapefruit of massive proportions. She responded by taking action on the fifth turtle that came by the house by making it explode into a gigantic ball of male moose dust, which when eaten caused whoever ate a cow pie to grow a spine and kill the inside of a bologna sandwich with smelly pickles! Muskratio then threw the bologna sandwhich at the witch who proceeded to cry uncontrollably because it burned her into a dusty ball of dirt. Standing there without any possible hope of becoming a old rinckly fat.... idiot with no bananas and swords. Theyd wanted a flying piggy to jump up and Cry as a sick llama with A Sharp Pin shaped like a

My very first date with a talking, flying donkey lasted a few days with no actual meanings of a relationship. He then fell down and broke his left butt cheek, causing it to explode on impact and set fire to the little innocent gnome nearby. Unfortunately, she was not a he and she slapped that lyin' donkey. That sorry ***, let's see how you like getting your front teeth drilled by a spork-eating man named Doctor Dentist! Now the donkey brayed obnoxiously, and flew straight into a big, green puddle of radioactive cookies that smelled a lot like the pie that cows drop in the pasture when they get indigestion. The donkey ate some of it, and turned into a bigger *** with heat ray vision, like Superman. Which he used to get revenge by looking at very naughty magazines. It was these magazines that made him furious with me for not allowing him to eat his own pasta dish that tasted like crap. Dirty magazines are scattered on the horny presidents lawn along with some angry bees that stung his rump while screaming "YEEHAW!" that left him thinking of the run-on sentence he started a long time ago when he suddenly crapped all over the horny president. Everyone starting drooling like a rabid dog in heat, with the president humping trashy manga books and everyone started reading them immediately after he was inflicted with cancer. Then everyone got sad and cried for they were now infected with mad cow disease, which caused great happiness because they secretly terrified of sane cows.
The cows sacrificed themselves, because they started to explode in gigantic and very smelly blasts of moldy hamburger, which tasted like pickled beets. "STOP!" shouted a small little grape, the size of Rhode Island. It fermented into wine and smelled like milk and cinnamon but tasted like an old sock. Which was good because it wasn't a rusty nail.

Anyways, back to the rubber spoon that I was about to date. That spoon was really K!ng undercover. You wouldn't believe when he pulled out the big wooden knife. He chopped and stabbed a pink plushie. He then told me that he was cheating with Miio and Jackal who were currently under the table. For no reason the spoon shoved its self down into a toilet just to prove that he wasn't a broken record having sex with evil squirrel girls, what a day to see the great blue sex monkey gyrate mercilessly in and out of my hamster's infected left ear that had to be removed because it was infected. Before I could say that I blew my chance, NinjaAssassinX came and gave your mom a black eye because she stole my coca-cola. NinjaAssassinX then left a purple pumpkin in my pants to rot and bite anyone who forgot their underwear. Then all of the pink alpacas stood up and shouted "STOP FIEND!" And of course, the alpacas exploded into little balls of monkey mush which left me falling flat on the cold cement with my teddy. "ORLY?!" said teddy.
"YARLY!!" I replied.

The teddy burst apart to reveal who it really was: Muskratio! Muskratio sat with his feet crossed and said "This story is about to blow my mind. "Oh Really?" said the witch nearby my diner plate. The witch was really a grapefruit. It happened when she was grateful for being a grapefruit of massive proportions. She responded by taking action on the fifth turtle that came by the house by making it explode into a gigantic ball of male moose dust, which when eaten caused whoever ate a cow pie to grow a spine and kill the inside of a bologna sandwich with smelly pickles! Muskratio then threw the bologna sandwhich at the witch who proceeded to cry uncontrollably because it burned her into a dusty ball of dirt. Standing there without any possible hope of becoming a old rinckly fat.... idiot with no bananas and swords. Theyd wanted a flying piggy to jump up and Cry as a sick llama with A Sharp Pin shaped like a Powerfull Insectaside Injection that he had

My very first date with a talking, flying donkey lasted a few days with no actual meanings of a relationship. He then fell down and broke his left butt cheek, causing it to explode on impact and set fire to the little innocent gnome nearby. Unfortunately, she was not a he and she slapped that lyin' donkey. That sorry ***, let's see how you like getting your front teeth drilled by a spork-eating man named Doctor Dentist! Now the donkey brayed obnoxiously, and flew straight into a big, green puddle of radioactive cookies that smelled a lot like the pie that cows drop in the pasture when they get indigestion. The donkey ate some of it, and turned into a bigger *** with heat ray vision, like Superman. Which he used to get revenge by looking at very naughty magazines. It was these magazines that made him furious with me for not allowing him to eat his own pasta dish that tasted like crap. Dirty magazines are scattered on the horny presidents lawn along with some angry bees that stung his rump while screaming "YEEHAW!" that left him thinking of the run-on sentence he started a long time ago when he suddenly crapped all over the horny president. Everyone starting drooling like a rabid dog in heat, with the president humping trashy manga books and everyone started reading them immediately after he was inflicted with cancer. Then everyone got sad and cried for they were now infected with mad cow disease, which caused great happiness because they secretly terrified of sane cows.
The cows sacrificed themselves, because they started to explode in gigantic and very smelly blasts of moldy hamburger, which tasted like pickled beets. "STOP!" shouted a small little grape, the size of Rhode Island. It fermented into wine and smelled like milk and cinnamon but tasted like an old sock. Which was good because it wasn't a rusty nail.

Anyways, back to the rubber spoon that I was about to date. That spoon was really K!ng undercover. You wouldn't believe when he pulled out the big wooden knife. He chopped and stabbed a pink plushie. He then told me that he was cheating with Miio and Jackal who were currently under the table. For no reason the spoon shoved its self down into a toilet just to prove that he wasn't a broken record having sex with evil squirrel girls, what a day to see the great blue sex monkey gyrate mercilessly in and out of my hamster's infected left ear that had to be removed because it was infected. Before I could say that I blew my chance, NinjaAssassinX came and gave your mom a black eye because she stole my coca-cola. NinjaAssassinX then left a purple pumpkin in my pants to rot and bite anyone who forgot their underwear. Then all of the pink alpacas stood up and shouted "STOP FIEND!" And of course, the alpacas exploded into little balls of monkey mush which left me falling flat on the cold cement with my teddy. "ORLY?!" said teddy.
"YARLY!!" I replied.

The teddy burst apart to reveal who it really was: Muskratio! Muskratio sat with his feet crossed and said "This story is about to blow my mind. "Oh Really?" said the witch nearby my diner plate. The witch was really a grapefruit. It happened when she was grateful for being a grapefruit of massive proportions. She responded by taking action on the fifth turtle that came by the house by making it explode into a gigantic ball of male moose dust, which when eaten caused whoever ate a cow pie to grow a spine and kill the inside of a bologna sandwich with smelly pickles! Muskratio then threw the bologna sandwhich at the witch who proceeded to cry uncontrollably because it burned her into a dusty ball of dirt. Standing there without any possible hope of becoming a old rinckly fat.... idiot with no bananas and swords. Theyd wanted a flying piggy to jump up and Cry as a sick llama with A Sharp Pin shaped like a Powerfull Insectaside Injection that he had hidden in the dark boiler room.

My very first date with a talking, flying donkey lasted a few days with no actual meanings of a relationship. He then fell down and broke his left butt cheek, causing it to explode on impact and set fire to the little innocent gnome nearby. Unfortunately, she was not a he and she slapped that lyin' donkey. That sorry ***, let's see how you like getting your front teeth drilled by a spork-eating man named Doctor Dentist! Now the donkey brayed obnoxiously, and flew straight into a big, green puddle of radioactive cookies that smelled a lot like the pie that cows drop in the pasture when they get indigestion. The donkey ate some of it, and turned into a bigger *** with heat ray vision, like Superman. Which he used to get revenge by looking at very naughty magazines. It was these magazines that made him furious with me for not allowing him to eat his own pasta dish that tasted like crap. Dirty magazines are scattered on the horny presidents lawn along with some angry bees that stung his rump while screaming "YEEHAW!" that left him thinking of the run-on sentence he started a long time ago when he suddenly crapped all over the horny president. Everyone starting drooling like a rabid dog in heat, with the president humping trashy manga books and everyone started reading them immediately after he was inflicted with cancer. Then everyone got sad and cried for they were now infected with mad cow disease, which caused great happiness because they secretly terrified of sane cows.
The cows sacrificed themselves, because they started to explode in gigantic and very smelly blasts of moldy hamburger, which tasted like pickled beets. "STOP!" shouted a small little grape, the size of Rhode Island. It fermented into wine and smelled like milk and cinnamon but tasted like an old sock. Which was good because it wasn't a rusty nail.

Anyways, back to the rubber spoon that I was about to date. That spoon was really K!ng undercover. You wouldn't believe when he pulled out the big wooden knife. He chopped and stabbed a pink plushie. He then told me that he was cheating with Miio and Jackal who were currently under the table. For no reason the spoon shoved its self down into a toilet just to prove that he wasn't a broken record having sex with evil squirrel girls, what a day to see the great blue sex monkey gyrate mercilessly in and out of my hamster's infected left ear that had to be removed because it was infected. Before I could say that I blew my chance, NinjaAssassinX came and gave your mom a black eye because she stole my coca-cola. NinjaAssassinX then left a purple pumpkin in my pants to rot and bite anyone who forgot their underwear. Then all of the pink alpacas stood up and shouted "STOP FIEND!" And of course, the alpacas exploded into little balls of monkey mush which left me falling flat on the cold cement with my teddy. "ORLY?!" said teddy.
"YARLY!!" I replied.

The teddy burst apart to reveal who it really was: Muskratio! Muskratio sat with his feet crossed and said "This story is about to blow my mind. "Oh Really?" said the witch nearby my diner plate. The witch was really a grapefruit. It happened when she was grateful for being a grapefruit of massive proportions. She responded by taking action on the fifth turtle that came by the house by making it explode into a gigantic ball of male moose dust, which when eaten caused whoever ate a cow pie to grow a spine and kill the inside of a bologna sandwich with smelly pickles! Muskratio then threw the bologna sandwhich at the witch who proceeded to cry uncontrollably because it burned her into a dusty ball of dirt. Standing there without any possible hope of becoming a old rinckly fat.... idiot with no bananas and swords. Theyd wanted a flying piggy to jump up and Cry as a sick llama with A Sharp Pin shaped like a Powerfull Insectaside Injection that he had hidden in the dark boiler room. Out of nowhere a zebra flashed

My very first date with a talking, flying donkey lasted a few days with no actual meanings of a relationship. He then fell down and broke his left butt cheek, causing it to explode on impact and set fire to the little innocent gnome nearby. Unfortunately, she was not a he and she slapped that lyin' donkey. That sorry ***, let's see how you like getting your front teeth drilled by a spork-eating man named Doctor Dentist! Now the donkey brayed obnoxiously, and flew straight into a big, green puddle of radioactive cookies that smelled a lot like the pie that cows drop in the pasture when they get indigestion. The donkey ate some of it, and turned into a bigger *** with heat ray vision, like Superman. Which he used to get revenge by looking at very naughty magazines. It was these magazines that made him furious with me for not allowing him to eat his own pasta dish that tasted like crap. Dirty magazines are scattered on the horny presidents lawn along with some angry bees that stung his rump while screaming "YEEHAW!" that left him thinking of the run-on sentence he started a long time ago when he suddenly crapped all over the horny president. Everyone starting drooling like a rabid dog in heat, with the president humping trashy manga books and everyone started reading them immediately after he was inflicted with cancer. Then everyone got sad and cried for they were now infected with mad cow disease, which caused great happiness because they secretly terrified of sane cows.
The cows sacrificed themselves, because they started to explode in gigantic and very smelly blasts of moldy hamburger, which tasted like pickled beets. "STOP!" shouted a small little grape, the size of Rhode Island. It fermented into wine and smelled like milk and cinnamon but tasted like an old sock. Which was good because it wasn't a rusty nail.

Anyways, back to the rubber spoon that I was about to date. That spoon was really K!ng undercover. You wouldn't believe when he pulled out the big wooden knife. He chopped and stabbed a pink plushie. He then told me that he was cheating with Miio and Jackal who were currently under the table. For no reason the spoon shoved its self down into a toilet just to prove that he wasn't a broken record having sex with evil squirrel girls, what a day to see the great blue sex monkey gyrate mercilessly in and out of my hamster's infected left ear that had to be removed because it was infected. Before I could say that I blew my chance, NinjaAssassinX came and gave your mom a black eye because she stole my coca-cola. NinjaAssassinX then left a purple pumpkin in my pants to rot and bite anyone who forgot their underwear. Then all of the pink alpacas stood up and shouted "STOP FIEND!" And of course, the alpacas exploded into little balls of monkey mush which left me falling flat on the cold cement with my teddy. "ORLY?!" said teddy.
"YARLY!!" I replied.

The teddy burst apart to reveal who it really was: Muskratio! Muskratio sat with his feet crossed and said "This story is about to blow my mind. "Oh Really?" said the witch nearby my diner plate. The witch was really a grapefruit. It happened when she was grateful for being a grapefruit of massive proportions. She responded by taking action on the fifth turtle that came by the house by making it explode into a gigantic ball of male moose dust, which when eaten caused whoever ate a cow pie to grow a spine and kill the inside of a bologna sandwich with smelly pickles! Muskratio then threw the bologna sandwhich at the witch who proceeded to cry uncontrollably because it burned her into a dusty ball of dirt. Standing there without any possible hope of becoming a old rinckly fat.... idiot with no bananas and swords. Theyd wanted a flying piggy to jump up and Cry as a sick llama with A Sharp Pin shaped like a Powerfull Insectaside Injection that he had hidden in the dark boiler room. Out of nowhere a zebra flashed his hidden striped cop badge with