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 Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:12 pm
I told you to stop carrying around nukes.
I'm calling from jail because I poked a sour patch kid in the eye.
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:17 pm
They called the sour cops on you!
I'm calling from jail because its take your son to work day and my dad's a cop.
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:20 pm
Good thing he was an only child! mrgreen
I'm calling from jail because I pranked the wrong person...
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:22 pm
...For prank calling me, I'm leaving you there.
I'm callin' from jail cuz I left someone hanging...
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:26 pm
.....From a tree.
I'm calling from jail because nobody told me.
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:28 pm
Because you'd tell everyone!
I'm in jail because I FIRED MY LAZAH BLARRRRGGGGGGGG!!!
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 2:14 pm
 You're in jail because you fired it on a cop.
I'm calling from jail because I was invited.
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 2:17 pm
You were invited because you killed a guy in front of a cop.
I'm in jail because I robbed the jail. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 2:27 pm
 So you were prepared 3nodding I'm calling for jail because I was watching White Collar.
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 2:29 pm
I love that sh- *Is arrested*
I'm calling from jail because I likd the show.
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 2:48 pm
I can't wait for it to go back on! 4laugh Spoiler alert? (Waiting if I can mrgreen )
I'm calling from jail because I think Neil is handsome!
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 2:50 pm
The female cops like to keep that to themselves....
I'm in jail because I walked in to the cell by accident.
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:56 pm
The bathroom on the right.
I'm calling from jail because I asked for it!
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:09 pm
I thought i told you, they're never gonna turn you down!!
I'm calling from jail because i stole a old ladies walking stick then beat a baby to death with it.
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:28 am
"I told you to pay that shrink..
I am calling from jail because I bumped into a drug dealer and smelled like pot.."
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