"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[Miumarie]

I told you to stop carrying around nukes.

I'm calling from jail because I poked a sour patch kid in the eye.  

[OfficialPapaJohns]

They called the sour cops on you!

I'm calling from jail because its take your son to work day and my dad's a cop.  

[Eternal Rebellion]

Good thing he was an only child! mrgreen

I'm calling from jail because I pranked the wrong person...

 

[OfficialPapaJohns]

...For prank calling me, I'm leaving you there.

I'm callin' from jail cuz I left someone hanging...  

[Miumarie]

.....From a tree.

I'm calling from jail because nobody told me.  

[OfficialPapaJohns]

Because you'd tell everyone!

I'm in jail because I FIRED MY LAZAH BLARRRRGGGGGGGG!!!  

[Eternal Rebellion]

You're in jail because you fired it on a cop.

I'm calling from jail because I was invited.

 

[OfficialPapaJohns]

You were invited because you killed a guy in front of a cop.

I'm in jail because I robbed the jail. sweatdrop  

[Eternal Rebellion]

So you were prepared 3nodding

I'm calling for jail because I was watching White Collar.

 

[OfficialPapaJohns]

I love that sh- *Is arrested*

I'm calling from jail because I likd the show.  

[Eternal Rebellion]

I can't wait for it to go back on! 4laugh Spoiler alert? (Waiting if I can mrgreen )

I'm calling from jail because I think Neil is handsome!

 

[OfficialPapaJohns]

The female cops like to keep that to themselves....

I'm in jail because I walked in to the cell by accident.  

[Eternal Rebellion]

The bathroom on the right.

I'm calling from jail because I asked for it!

 

[Rennity]

I thought i told you, they're never gonna turn you down!!
I'm calling from jail because i stole a old ladies walking stick then beat a baby to death with it.

 

[Ura the rainbow King]

"I told you to pay that shrink..
I am calling from jail because I bumped into a drug dealer and smelled like pot.."