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 Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 7:24 pm
That ceilings are down and floors are up.
Why are there seven colors in a rainbow?
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 3:04 pm
Because Satan says so
Why are old people so ornery?
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:10 pm
They want to be.
Why do people play games?
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:11 pm
Duct tape is the answer to everything!
Why is duct tape so amazing?
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:15 pm
Because I invented it ;D
Why is the sky blue?
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:16 pm
Since I decided it wasn't green.
Why do mice scare people?
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:17 pm
Because they don't try very well
Why are so many talent shows filled wih so many dancers
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:18 pm
because viewing audiences like music.
Why do televisions exist?
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:21 pm
Because we didn't have enough deep fryers.
Why is that bird doing that here?
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:09 pm
It needs to do it in a certain place at a certain time.
Why did the egg crack?
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:28 pm
Because it defied gravity.
Why is my Gatorade blue
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:51 pm
because Jimmy from down the block sneaks into your window at night and does science with your drinks
why are roses red and violets blue?
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:08 pm
Because Robert frost is a lying douhebag!
Why are the walls pulsating?
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:09 am
Because they are supposed to!
Why are there stars?
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:13 am
Because some idiot forgot to turn the lifts off
Why does gold glitter?
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