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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:47 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:50 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:51 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:55 pm
Brandon I am your father No your not you just want my money Brandon i am your oncle Go away Brandon i am your roomates oncles fathers daughters son...
Only in america does the pizza come faster than the ambulence Only in america are bank doors wide open but the pens are chained Only in america can you order a large fry, a doudle cheesebuger and a large diet coke.
brb.
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:00 pm
I find those hilarious!!!!!
Yhe amblence comes slower then the pizza man.XD!
Olivia theres a treasure box going across my screeen
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:02 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:03 pm
fish_are_cool Brandon I am your father No your not you just want my money Brandon i am your oncle Go away Brandon i am your roomates oncles fathers daughters son... Only in america does the pizza come faster than the ambulence Only in america are bank doors wide open but the pens are chained Only in america can you order a large fry, a doudle cheesebuger and a large diet coke. brb. Don't mention the "Luke, I am your father" thing sweatdrop Brings back unwanted memories...
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:04 pm
Only in america can you buy a large fry, a double cheeseburger and a diet coke.
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:08 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:09 pm
fish_are_cool Only in america can you buy a large fry, a double cheeseburger and a diet coke. Stop repeating yourself. And don't insult America, there might be some proud americans around.
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:12 pm
Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
11. Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House. (This was popular when Clinton was in office)
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:13 pm
An american made up the jokes.
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:17 pm
Hillo, Dahlia. I'm Selena, Olivia's best friend.
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:10 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:40 pm
*is amused by the "Only in America" jokes* I live in America, and I do find little Idiosyncrasies like that rather amusing.
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