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 Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:33 pm
Granted, but you're popular with old guys like me, and there's some generational issues that leave alot of people bored.
I wish I were done with school.
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:06 pm
Granted.. you're finished but cannot find anything to do with your new knowledge
I wish there was no such thing as wisdom teeth
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:44 pm
Granted, but you become old, then your wisdom teeth fall out.
I wish for a DSI, that CAN'T break.
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:13 pm
Granted, But it's solid and impenetrable design prevents it from playing games... or even having a screen.
I wish I had an extra thursday.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:11 am
Granted, but Thursday being the robot from Disgaea.
I wish my internet was working on my computer...and not the laptop.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:05 pm
Granted, but it turns out "the internet" is the nickname of a 400lb linebacker. He's not really good with electronics, so it's probably for the best he left your laptop alone. Incidentally, he moves in with you and doesn't keep up with the rent.
I wish it were the future, so that there'd be more episodes of Castle for me to watch.
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:28 pm
Granted but you develop amnesia and cannot remember what castle is or your name.
I wish my cough was gone
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:07 am
granted, but the cough was only a precursor for leprosy.
I wish that fewer of my wishes were born out of a desire for more time.
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:39 pm
Granted, but do to my laziness your wish wasn't really granted.
I wish for an awesome bike.
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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:44 pm
granted, but the "b" was misread as a "p", so instead it's an awesome "pike". Which, incidentally, is a type of fish.
i wish Japanese were English so I could speak it.
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 8:53 pm
Granted but now up is down and down is up
I wish my puppy would start behaving properly
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 6:55 pm
Granted, but that's because your puppy's in a coma.
I wish for a goose that laid golden eggs.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 9:19 pm
Granted but the eggs are fool's gold
I wish I was rich and never had to work again as long as I live
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 8:35 pm
Granted, but the reason you don't have to work is because you're dead.
I wish I were one of your inheiritors.
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 8:45 pm
Granted..you inherit.. my vast collection of worthless items
I wish my puppy would obey when i tell him to do something
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