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 Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 6:53 am
Waldo is in China....
Sheep eats Wolf?
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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 8:24 am
The wolf had indigestion.
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:56 am
Bleach.
Why are deals always bad for the consumer, but good for the company? You buy 7, you get the 8th half off...
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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:05 pm
Because nine doesn't make sense.
Why do elephants have huge ears?
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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:47 pm
To project movies on for our enjoyment.
Why does popcorn need butter?
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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:46 pm
How else are we supposed to burn the roof of our mouth?
How else are we supposed to burn the roof of our mouth?
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 6:23 pm
Acid with PopRocks Why kill Kenny?
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 6:44 pm
To be a b*****d!
Why must you be have a p***s to have honor?
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 6:55 pm
to stuff vaginas with said honor
If a train leaves station A at 2:30 A.M and its destination is station C that is 5 miles away and another train leaves Station B at 3:30 A.M and its Destination is Station D thats 3.5 miles away then, how long will it take me to tie my shoes?
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:17 pm
Eleventy billion days!
Why are there no habanero flavored potato chips?
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:02 pm
They couldn't collect enough crazy balls to produce that.
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:07 am
You kill it, duh!
Why can't anybody make a quality anime?
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:55 am
... be peaceful beings ...
all anime artists lost their hands a few years ago. Didn't anyone tell you ?
How do smurfs stay blue ?
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:57 am
They sacrifice a family member to that cat once a week.
Why is there no such thing as foons (as opposed to sporks)?
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:04 am
Because nobody wants to eat with something that has an ugly name, no matter how beautifully crafted.
Why is it that all the anime that should be cool turns out to be crap and all the ones that look like crap are really good?
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