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 Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:40 am
Second-In-Command-Of-Hell LilBitNekoKiwi Second-In-Command-Of-Hell LilBitNekoKiwi Second-In-Command-Of-Hell Silver803 i want my life to end!!! crying Thats why! (not really but its dramatic rofl )
Mwahahahahaha...I DOMINATE!
domokun
-gnaws on arm-
I'm hungry..
D:
I am your mother. eek eek
I was just three years old when I had you, and your father was a zombie eek gonk
and YOU'RE SHITTING ME!
THAT'S AWESOME A MINDLESS WALKING DEAD GUY...Man..I'm surprised he had the sperm..xDD
Wait, is this why I'm stupid?!
No, there's more. eek
I was just three, so I dropped you on your head. eek
A bunch of times. eek eek
Just tell me which parent to blame for my stupidity and I'll b***h them out..xD
You are just a clone. eek eek
Your intelligence is half what it used to be before we had to clone you.
Before -another dramatic pause for effect-
the accident.
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:43 am
Lyke Zomg no way!!
-dramatic music-
crying
Why didn't you ever tell me before?!!?
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Second-In-Command-Of-Hell
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 1:38 am
We weren't sure if you knew, you know, since you're a clone...
Plus, we didn't think it was that important.
Oh yeah. Before I forget, your dad is dead, too.
In case you didn't know...
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:02 am
I-I can't believe this.
I don't know what to say....I mean...
x.x;
-goes into shock-
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Second-In-Command-Of-Hell
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:43 am
Second-In-Command-Of-Hell I-I can't believe this.
I don't know what to say....I mean...
x.x;
-goes into shock-
I've been a terrible mother. Ever since I was three.. *hangs head*
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:46 am
LilBitNekoKiwi Second-In-Command-Of-Hell I-I can't believe this.
I don't know what to say....I mean...
x.x;
-goes into shock-
I've been a terrible mother. Ever since I was three.. *hangs head*
Damn right!
D:
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Second-In-Command-Of-Hell
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:48 am
Second-In-Command-Of-Hell LilBitNekoKiwi Second-In-Command-Of-Hell I-I can't believe this.
I don't know what to say....I mean...
x.x;
-goes into shock-
I've been a terrible mother. Ever since I was three.. *hangs head*
Damn right!
D:
I'm so sorry. What would the pope, your uncle, think?
*takes another slap*
Would you like to hit your mother again for good measure?
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:50 am
LilBitNekoKiwi Second-In-Command-Of-Hell LilBitNekoKiwi Second-In-Command-Of-Hell I-I can't believe this.
I don't know what to say....I mean...
x.x;
-goes into shock-
I've been a terrible mother. Ever since I was three.. *hangs head*
Damn right!
D:
I'm so sorry. What would the pope, your uncle, think?
*takes another slap*
Would you like to hit your mother again for good measure?
-assassinates-
Yes ma'am I would love to!
xD
-slaps again-
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Second-In-Command-Of-Hell
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 3:30 am
Second-In-Command-Of-Hell LilBitNekoKiwi Second-In-Command-Of-Hell LilBitNekoKiwi Second-In-Command-Of-Hell I-I can't believe this.
I don't know what to say....I mean...
x.x;
-goes into shock-
I've been a terrible mother. Ever since I was three.. *hangs head*
Damn right!
D:
I'm so sorry. What would the pope, your uncle, think?
*takes another slap*
Would you like to hit your mother again for good measure?
-assassinates-
Yes ma'am I would love to!
xD
-slaps again-
*mysterious ninja shows up*Keep your pimp-hand strong, Kana.*ninja vanishes*
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 1:07 pm
xd
My ninja!!
><;
It's my teacher and my guide..I must listen!!
-continues b***h slapping-
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Second-In-Command-Of-Hell
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:25 pm
*suddenly a robber runs by, picks up kiwi, and runs off with her*
robber: HA HA! I have your mother! What will you do now?
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:47 am
-shrugs-
Get a new b***h to bitchslap?
What else would I do?
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Second-In-Command-Of-Hell
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:58 am
*is run into by the robber * you did this to me! you ruined me *Stab robber*
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:37 pm
*unmasks the robber* Brother! No! Why did you have to live in a life of crime!? gonk crying
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Second-In-Command-Of-Hell
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 8:13 am
o.O'
You have a brother?
xDD
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