"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[dancoolest]

you should have steal a cat instead
i calling from jail cuz i got caught watching finger monkeys ninja
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t64mT-57O54 mrgreen  

[Aidensnumberonefan]

Should've gone out and found a little monkey yourself
I'm calling from jail because I forgot to wear a mask while robbing a bank  

[cathaleen]

.. At least I Reminded You To Wear One. TWICE.
Im Calling From Jail Because I Though Whispering In Class Made Me A BAD Kid.  

[Rozu Tuzki]

..well you should have been talking lauder
Im calling from jail because I punched the twilight stars in the gut...

((No Offense...))  

[Rockefor]

Rozu Tuzki

..well you should have been talking lauder
Im calling from jail because I punched the twilight stars in the gut...

((No Offense...))

Yay,at least some one did that!Don't worry tho,my soulfire arm will finish the job.

I'm calling from jail for finishing the job.  

[Rozu Tuzki]

AWw yu took my job....
I Stole a iPhone 4 Right off the Assembley line 0.o  

[Rockefor]

Since you wont be using it in jail..can you give it to me? biggrin

I'm calling from jail cuz i broke the 5th wall.  

[Master Stamp]

I told u not to break the 5th one maybe the 4th or 6th but not the 5th

I'm calling from jail because I tried to not like cowboy bebop  

[Rozu Tuzki]

I told you to rap not bebop >.<
Im calling from jail cause I killed a princapal  

[Master Stamp]

he deserved it (o and cowboy bebop is a show)
I'm calling from jail because I thought every day was free slushie day at 7-11  

[Rockefor]

It would be a perfect world if that was true,would it?

I'm calling from jail because i accidentally killed my neighbor with a bowling ball covered in lard.  

[Eternal Rebellion]

It would be, xp

I'm calling from Jail because I cut the cheese at the Asylum..  

[OfficialPapaJohns]

Haha.

I'm in jail because I threw a nuke at a baby.  

[Vengeful Elegance]

You should have thrown the baby.


I calling from jail because I talked to the-wolf-howls and now they think I'm a terrorist because the word 'nuke' was mentioned.  

[OfficialPapaJohns]

Oh hi!

I'm in jail because I'm trying to call someone right beside of me...