Why did you divorce the aay?

[Windyful]

He didn't understand what I said. ((lolololololololololol))  

[The Revered One]

She never wore socks, it was all stockings, all the time.  

[asmindys]

He reminded me a bit too much of Alphonse Elric.

 

[Miumarie]

She's STILL not a LOG! D:  

[ball pain]

She never told me how bad Spain's tomatoes were  

[The Revered One]

Whenever I was with her, something truly dangerous happened.  

[Miumarie]

I wanted the sword.  

[HEYIQUITTHISSITESUCKS]

She was obsessed with swords.  

[The Revered One]

((Quite a few things I could remark about that last post that could violate ToS.))

I never could pronounce her name.  

[Rennity]

He always gave me the 'Devil Eye' look, which scares the crap outta me!  

[The Revered One]

She never treated me the same after the operation I had to have done on my eye.  

[roses are forever]

He Never got over the hurt from the one before me.  

[Rennity]

She was too jealous over the love people have for me <3  

[Elemental Doll]

She seems innocent, but you never want to see her when she is angry.