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 Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:10 pm
they retain you from letting stupid stuff come out of our mouth but sadly that does not work all of the time.
how does the light in the fridge go off and on?
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:13 pm
The leprechauns in the fridge need warm air to emit light, therefore the light turns on when you open it.
Why do vampires stalk humans?
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:07 pm
Whenever they get bored of werewolves, they go for the next best thing. It doesn't occur to them to get bored of stalking things altogether.
How come Holmes doesn't just ask Watson out and get it over with?
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Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:57 pm
Because he knows that if he did he would end up somehow mystically impregnating him and having to live out in the country with him and their thirteen children.
How was custard invented?
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:43 pm
Custard was invented when some very bored elf took all of the happy thoughts in the world and mashed them together with a tablespoon of motorcycles and a pinch of love smile
Why does homework exist?
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:59 am
Because teachers are too cheap to buy kitty litter for their cats.
Why are rubber duckies yellow?
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