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 Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:12 pm
Granted, but it answers everything wrong and then spontaneously explodes in your face.
I wish I could "read" the 1040 page manual on how to effectively use a UNIX operating system. ("Read" meaning burn. Sounds like some good kindling.)
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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:41 pm
Granted. Upon lighting the UNIX manual, you however accidentally set your self on fire as well.
I wish school would get out quicker...
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The Great Freddie Mercury
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Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:13 pm
Granted. Your school is overrun by a gang of eco-terrorists who take you hostage until all captive chickens are freed.
I wish every day was my birthday.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:52 pm
Granted, but you get old and die within 6 months TT_TT
I wish I had a million dollar gift card to one of my favorite stores. ^_^;
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:11 pm
Granted, but then you buy everything, with money still left...and nothing else to buy.
I wish I had something better to do with my spare time besides procrastinate.
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Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:31 pm
granted, however you now have so much you want to do you end up sitting around your entire life deciding what to do first.
I wish life wasn't so complicated.
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Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 4:22 pm
Granted, you have a 5 minute lifespan from birth.
I wish I had long lush tresses like Szen.
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:32 pm
Granted! ....but they're not on your head... >> I wouldn't go to the pool or beach if I were you
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