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 Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 2:08 pm
Blueberry Grapes she ate my skittles.....so i gave her the papers
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Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 2:12 pm
MuyamiKasai Blueberry Grapes she ate my skittles.....so i gave her the papers omg lol. your too good.
she stuffed me in the trunk, which was crowded!!! Which was not okay with my grandpa. So him and I decided to tie her to a mattres and float her off to sea. it eventually disintegrated into the water and the sharks came up and swallowed he whole and she had to learn to make a living inside a sharks stomach. she had to learn how to breathe underwater so she doesnt drown. i eventually found that dang shark and shoved the paapers down its throat!
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Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 2:25 pm
(Can i join in too? sweatdrop never done this before) It was getting too hard to keep up with her partying all the time. Didn`t leave enough time for doing business so i had to give one of them up in order to fully concentrate on the more important goal.
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Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 2:26 pm
Blueberry Grapes omg lol. your too good.
she stuffed me in the trunk, which was crowded!!! Which was not okay with my grandpa. So him and I decided to tie her to a mattres and float her off to sea. it eventually disintegrated into the water and the sharks came up and swallowed he whole and she had to learn to make a living inside a sharks stomach. she had to learn how to breathe underwater so she doesnt drown. i eventually found that dang shark and shoved the paapers down its throat!
(Ty girlie... been at things like this for many many years.. smile )
:::her ashed fell to the bottom of the ocean- too heavy to be swept away by the current- where they started to simmer then burst into flames... rebirthing the b***h from the ashes then she began her quest for revenge... and divorce...::: Found her livin in my place and tryin to redecorate my dungeon.. PINK pink of all damned colors... she was hangin pink curtains and had those stinky perfume candles lit everywhere... she even took down my tools of the trade... :::she scowls not very thrilled::: Soooo i chained her to the wall with her grampa and the shark... and had new papers taped to her head...
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Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 2:27 pm
naruhina247 (Can i join in too? sweatdrop never done this before) It was getting too hard to keep up with her partying all the time. Didn`t leave enough time for doing business so i had to give one of them up in order to fully concentrate on the more important goal. of course she didn't party with me....so i fed her to the whales. but she remained alive o.o
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Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 2:28 pm
naruhina247 (Can i join in too? sweatdrop never done this before) It was getting too hard to keep up with her partying all the time. Didn`t leave enough time for doing business so i had to give one of them up in order to fully concentrate on the more important goal.
(sorry didnt see your post till after i posted... buuuuuttt you get your turn now too... XD )
:::blinks as she giggles evilly::: was too worried about business and never had any time to play... even when i chained her to the wall she still talked business... have you ever tried to punish someone who was all business and no screaming or beggin... OYE... it just wasnt working.. so I sent her on her way with the papers in the mail... ::giggles evilly:::
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Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 2:28 pm
MuyamiKasai Blueberry Grapes omg lol. your too good.
she stuffed me in the trunk, which was crowded!!! Which was not okay with my grandpa. So him and I decided to tie her to a mattres and float her off to sea. it eventually disintegrated into the water and the sharks came up and swallowed he whole and she had to learn to make a living inside a sharks stomach. she had to learn how to breathe underwater so she doesnt drown. i eventually found that dang shark and shoved the paapers down its throat!
(Ty girlie... been at things like this for many many years.. smile )
:::her ashed fell to the bottom of the ocean- too heavy to be swept away by the current- where they started to simmer then burst into flames... rebirthing the b***h from the ashes then she began her quest for revenge... and divorce...::: Found her livin in my place and tryin to redecorate my dungeon.. PINK pink of all damned colors... she was hangin pink curtains and had those stinky perfume candles lit everywhere... she even took down my tools of the trade... :::she scowls not very thrilled::: Soooo i chained her to the wall with her grampa and the shark... and had new papers taped to her head... I knew she hated the color pink, so i decided to taunt her with it EVERYWHERE she didn't like that. . . She was sooo mean to me, so I gave her the d.papers. but she shredded them with her teeth
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Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 2:40 pm
Came home to find spikey balloons flying all over the place and noticed the box was still half full of deflated ones so i pulled out a hairpin and started popping everything that crossed my way till i found my future ex wife. (your last line was so awesome by the way)
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Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 2:43 pm
naruhina247 Came home to find spikey balloons flying all over the place and noticed the box was still half full of deflated ones so i pulled out a hairpin and started popping everything that crossed my way till i found my future ex wife. (your last line was so awesome by the way) lol thanks she saw me sitting there shocked while people start walking our of the restroom. I started screaming at her about my privacy and these balloons were for some pleasure and she ruined everything! so i decided to put her in a coffin box and ship her off to sea with the D. papers inside the box
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Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 2:50 pm
Blueberry Grapes lol thanks she saw me sitting there shocked while people start walking our of the restroom. I started screaming at her about my privacy and these balloons were for some pleasure and she ruined everything! so i decided to put her in a coffin box and ship her off to sea with the D. papers inside the box (Wow did i walk straight into that one eek ) She had a tendency to lock me in all kind of uncomfortable spaces, a small closet, the basement or the attic; but the coffin was the last drop. As soon as i set myself free i left the papers in her favourite magazine and i jumped out on the window.
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Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 2:53 pm
naruhina247 Blueberry Grapes lol thanks she saw me sitting there shocked while people start walking our of the restroom. I started screaming at her about my privacy and these balloons were for some pleasure and she ruined everything! so i decided to put her in a coffin box and ship her off to sea with the D. papers inside the box (Wow did i walk straight into that one eek ) She had a tendency to lock me in all kind of uncomfortable spaces, a small closet, the basement or the attic; but the coffin was the last drop. As soon as i set myself free i left the papers in her favourite magazine and i jumped out on the window. lol my pet t-rex caught her in it's mouth and we went to a waterfall that was built with bricks, i tired you up to the bricks with water falling on you and gave you the papers.
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Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 2:56 pm
Blueberry Grapes lol my pet t-rex caught her in it's mouth and we went to a waterfall that was built with bricks, i tired you up to the bricks with water falling on you and gave you the papers. I took her on a trip in the jungle and set a trap right next to the tree she was planning to nap on. As soon as she was hanging by her feet she noticed the plank placed on the ground that read "I want a divorce".
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Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 2:57 pm
naruhina247 Blueberry Grapes lol my pet t-rex caught her in it's mouth and we went to a waterfall that was built with bricks, i tired you up to the bricks with water falling on you and gave you the papers. I took her on a trip in the jungle and set a trap right next to the tree she was planning to nap on. As soon as she was hanging by her feet she noticed the plank placed on the ground that read "I want a divorce". I have a knife in my pocket, so i cut myself down and shove those papers in her face and runs away
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Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:55 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:33 pm
his hair is better than mine
(massive THANKS for the booty bumps heart )
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