you're fired!!!!

[PatBenatar1]

you're fired because you grew a tree in the office and now it's broken through the roof.  

[Cognitohazard]

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You're fired for using floating music notes as bludgeoning weapons against an unruly customer.
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[PatBenatar1]

you're fired for bring a shark to work!  

[Yishai Mordecai]

You're fired for bringing pets to work.  

[Ainar Vladimir Fett]

You're fired for setting fire to the recycling bin!  

[jvss]

You're fired for taking a vacation without a prior notice.  

[Junipersweet]

You're fired for wearing mismatching socks scream  

[Artistic Wizard]

junipersweets

You are fired for cruelty to animals! No animal, including ducks, are to be tortured and to be used (or their parts, e.g. feathers) as coordinating hair accesories!  

[Daypaw]

You're fired for floating with your head (and body, and feet) in the clouds on company time.  

[PatBenatar1]

you're fired for trying to pollinate all the plants in and around the building.  

[La Le Lu Li L0]

Your fired because you sang so high you made 60 people deaf and shattered allt he windows in the 40 story building.  

[Daypaw]

You're fired for bringing pets to work.  

[Auntie sindy]

You're fired for crying and scaring my customers away.  

[Daypaw]

You're fired for being on your cell phone. Company policy means nothing to you D:<  

[Cognitohazard]

Your fired for wearing skimpy clothes on the job!