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 Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:44 pm
Because fire was the attractive brother in high school, while Ice was a bully and 'cold' to everyone else! (HAHHAHAH I crack myself up)
Why is pee yellow?
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Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 12:53 am
Because our bladders produce lemonade.
Why do we need sleep?
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Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 1:14 am
Because the little elves in your body have to sleep some time, right?
Why are leaves green?
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Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 1:42 am
Because the little elves in your body like the color green.
Why is most of the questions on this page so far about colors?
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Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:59 am
Because orange yellow blue violet.
Why is having most questions revolving around color a bad thing?
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Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:26 am
Because the colors can heeeeeeeeeear you.
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
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Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:01 pm
Kinda. You'll stay at the center because the Devil won't let you leave.
What'll happen if I put the left earbud in my right ear and the right earbud in my left?
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:38 am
You'll hear everything backwards.
Why is it cold outside?
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:55 am
Because Demeter misses her daughter a little too early this year.
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:34 pm
No, because the coffin ends up being the one dragged into the afterlife. There, they are recycled into canoes and twin-sized beds.
What happens if you eat raw chicken?
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:59 pm
You get stuck in a chicken suit.
What makes me look so young?
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:23 pm
Your gray hairs and crippled back.
Do they bury people with their braces on?
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 7:24 pm
No. They rip 'em off and sell them as jewelry.
Why is the earth round?
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 8:35 pm
Because the Earth is a boob obv.
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
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Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 8:57 pm
1968 meters.
How does electricity work?
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