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 Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:07 pm
Granted. A little bird flies down with a small box like for a wedding ring and drops it into your hand. You open, and inside there is a blue human nose.
I wish for Gaia Online to put even MORE emphasis on games and its crappy MMO!
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:10 pm
Granted, but then they make another, even crappier MMO. (I actually like zOMG)
I wish for a mouse.
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:14 pm
Granted. A little bird flies down holding a cardboard box covered in designs and instructions and drops it into your hands. Through the plastic opening the front, you can see it is a computer mouse.
(I don't like zOMG because the graphics stink. srsly. Give the avatars leg movements. PLEASE. That and the battle system is so simplistic.)
I wish all 1500 members of this guild would show up all the sudden!
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:18 pm
Granted, but they are zombies and incapable of communicating and because they are zombies the only other alive member with you disappears from fear.
(I like its simplicity, I think that is what draws me to it. Other games are all complicated and annoying. They require you to pay attention to them all the time, and zOMG doesn't.)
I wish I could find my missing bra.
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:30 pm
Granted, but you find it in a male relative's underwear drawer.
I wish to be whoever grants this wish.
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:11 pm
I wish I had a pet zebra.
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:29 am
Granted, but it refuses to be outside, and being an animal uses the bathroom without care.
I wish.
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:45 pm
Granted, but its corrupted.
I wish all of life were a musical!
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:20 pm
Granted, but the music is a disturbing combination of country, polka and yodeling.
I wish to be happy.
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:36 am
Neduls Granted, but the music is a disturbing combination of country, polka and yodeling.
I wish to be happy. Granted, but in comparison to your happiness, the world doesn't live up to what you feel, and you eternally wracked by the conflict between your happiness and disappointment. I wish to end anthropomorphic global climate change!
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:13 am
Granted, but the world freezes up, and turns into a ice age, and remains that way.
I wish that all the pure evil people in the world die.
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:14 pm
Granted, but they all become vampires! (That's like pure evil squared! At least they can't come out during the day.)
I wish I were a masculine god of sexual manliness!
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:58 am
Granted, but only if you agree to change sex. Very masculine female.
I wish the economy got better sooner than anticipated.
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:05 pm
Granted. But only in France.
I wish I weren't so hairy.
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:32 pm
Granted, but then the new fad becomes "hairy" and no chick will look at your baldness?
I wish my fan would work and not catch on fire like this morning.
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