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 Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 8:15 pm
granted instead he jacks your pants...while your in a public place
I wish I knew everything
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 4:35 pm
Granted, but now you know about *them*, and are assassinated.
I wish I didn't have to write my history essay.
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:50 pm
Granted, but you have to take an online exam of over 1000 questions in a 1 hour period. Oh, and by the way, they're all short answer...
I wish I had a pretty lady who likes me for who I am and not what I said and isn't a total b****...
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:14 pm
Granted..enjoy your new dog
I wish I could eat and never gain weight
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:17 am
Granted, but all the food you eat will taste like an ashtray.
I wish I had a new pair of pants.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:20 pm
Granted but the day you get them they get ruined
I wish I was a great detective
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:00 pm
Granted, but you, yourself, are in jail for too many unpaid parking tickets.
I wish my Sting DVD would play it's music on a CD player.
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:40 am
granted but the cd player runs out of battery
I wish my cd player would close so I could listen to my music
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:22 am
*granted but it shorts out when water gets spilled on it*
I wish my room was clean.
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:51 am
granted but you must pay the person who cleaned it a years worth of labor
I wish my gwee was real
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:03 am
granted, but it eats you
i wish i could own hawaii cool
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:07 pm
granted but the volcanoes all expolode... making it useless land
I wish I could go to japan
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:01 am
Granted, but you manage to offend everyone and get banned from coming back.
I wish the world comes to an end the day after I die.
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:29 am
Granted. All your loved ones perish in a horrific end to the world.
I wish I could stop time to catch up on all the things I've been neglecting.
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:27 pm
Granted but you find out you can't re stop time and you're stuck forever
I wish my wrist didn't hurt
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