you're fired!!!!

[Lady Lilith Mistfang]

You're fired for joining the paparazzi  

[Daypaw]

You're fired for using all of the color ink to print pretty memos for the office.  

[Shujitsun]

You're fired for not wearing your funny hat on funny hat day.  

[Daypaw]

You're fired for sending out a fake memo about 'funny hat day' when no such thing exists.  

[Cognitohazard]

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You're fired for not remembering "Bring an obscure relative to work day!"
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[Alison Wood-Quinn]

You're fired for spilling the secret of the eleven herbs and spices.  

[Daypaw]

You're fired for wearing leaves into a professional office.  

[Cognitohazard]

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You're fired for being a ghost. It's hard to pay people who aren't on the same metaphysical plane as you.
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[Daypaw]

You fired for discriminating against the ethereally dwelling :<

(Or as Sheldon Cooper would say: the Otherwise Located)  

[Tera Windstar]

your fired because your a cat  

[TxTiNK]

You're fired because this was not the established bring your pets to work day.

 

[Tera Windstar]

Your fired for coming to work wet!  

[TxTiNK]

Sorry to have to let you go, but you won't keep your hair put up in one of these little nets!

 

[Tera Windstar]

You brought back luck into the office when you opened your umbrella inside, so you must leave now  

[TxTiNK]

I'm sorry, we are going to have to let you go, we have a no tolerance policy about weaponry.