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 Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:51 am
You're fired for joining the paparazzi
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Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:29 pm
You're fired for using all of the color ink to print pretty memos for the office.
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:42 pm
You're fired for not wearing your funny hat on funny hat day.
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Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 4:42 pm
You're fired for sending out a fake memo about 'funny hat day' when no such thing exists.
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Mind-boggling Abomination
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:02 pm
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You're fired for not remembering "Bring an obscure relative to work day!"
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:55 pm
You're fired for spilling the secret of the eleven herbs and spices.
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Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 7:20 am
You're fired for wearing leaves into a professional office.
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Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 7:24 am
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You're fired for being a ghost. It's hard to pay people who aren't on the same metaphysical plane as you.
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Mind-boggling Abomination
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Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:47 pm
You fired for discriminating against the ethereally dwelling :<
(Or as Sheldon Cooper would say: the Otherwise Located)
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Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 8:53 pm
your fired because your a cat
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Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 10:33 am
You're fired because this was not the established bring your pets to work day.
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Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 7:52 pm
Your fired for coming to work wet!
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Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 11:09 am
Sorry to have to let you go, but you won't keep your hair put up in one of these little nets!
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 6:49 pm
You brought back luck into the office when you opened your umbrella inside, so you must leave now
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 1:33 pm
I'm sorry, we are going to have to let you go, we have a no tolerance policy about weaponry.
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