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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 3:25 pm
Granted, but you accidentally eat it!
I wish I could get a massage.
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:39 pm
Granted, but the massage is giving by an alien who but-rapes you with a probe. D:
I wish that I could fly!
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 6:17 pm
Granted. But the potion wears off while over a secluded mountain lake that you cat get out off and you drown.
I wish I had a pet ligerdragon.
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 6:23 pm
Granted! It eats you!
I wish I was an elephant.
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 6:34 pm
Granted, but while swimming you forgot to keep your trunk out of the water and you drown.
I wish that school wasn't so boring.
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:54 pm
;head for the hills; Granted, but the school's so fun you stay there forever o:~ AND THEN DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH
I wish my ear didn't hurt! ;the kitchens on fire;
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:09 am
GRANTED: But your leg starts to hurt instead
i wish I wasn't so tired
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:07 pm
Granted, but then you are soooo awake that you can never go to slepp, which causes you to think of such philiosophical thoughts thtat you go mad! D:
I wish that my wrist wasn't swollen from when my mom and I were pulling the pole and stand apart from the Christmas tree and she accidentally rammed my wrist ....
>.>
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 5:12 pm
EvilSquirrelGirl Granted, but then you are soooo awake that you can never go to slepp, which causes you to think of such philiosophical thoughts thtat you go mad! D: I wish that my wrist wasn't swollen from when my mom and I were pulling the pole and stand apart from the Christmas tree and she accidentally rammed my wrist .... >.> Granted. This does, however, mean you and your mother weren't pulling the pole and stand from the Christmas tree apart and it dies a miserable death IN YOUR LIVINGROOM, completely ruining Christmas for you for the rest of your life. I wish my homework were finished. D:
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:59 pm
Granted. Now you must do MY homework.
I wish Maze would do my homework...
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:07 am
Granted, but it's an essay on culture in Chinese, and I haven't started on that language yet, so you fail the grade.
I wish we were allowed to eat in the library. (Not that I don't, anyway.. ninja )
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:29 pm
granted, but everything tastes like moldy books.
i wish i had more time
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:07 pm
wish granted but you turn into a clock
i wish my cell phone wouldent go off in class
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:19 pm
granted, but it stops going off because it's broken.
I wish I could eat some tasty chocolate cake...
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:34 am
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