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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:01 am
Wish granted, but it came in the wrong color.
I wish I didn't sleep in today.
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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:07 pm
秋日ん話している ✗▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬✗ Wish granted, but you can't ever sleep in again.
I wish time was going by faster right now.
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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:53 pm
granted, it sped up so that you die in a second
i wish for a hippomatootie (ou o)
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Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 6:47 pm
Wish granted, but then it up and died the next day.
I wish I had the ability to rob banks without ever getting caught.
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:23 pm
Wish Granted, you get pretty shells, stone, bone, etc. No cops will stop you taking things from river banks.
I wish the lawn was mowed when I wake up.
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 7:12 am
Wish granted but along with the grass, the person who mowed your lawn at night accidentally mowed the flowers and tree seedlings that you've recently planted too.
I wish I'm not allergic to animal fur.
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 2:02 pm
Granted, but now your skin has been replaced with a lustrous animal fur. I wish the neighbors knew how loud they are!
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Posted: Fri May 24, 2013 8:58 am
Wish granted, but they decided they weren't being near as loud as they should, so they just got louder.
I wish I could find a good book to read.
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Posted: Sat May 25, 2013 6:22 am
Wish granted, but it was a kiddie book, (I'm thinking Dr. Seuss....) so your done already and looking for another. I wish I was like Jeanie and could just shake my ponytail and the housework would do itself. 
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Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 5:18 pm
Granted, but you have a master who is a jerk and you're stuck with him forever.
I wish I had an endless glass of juice so I didn't have to keep refilling it.
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Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 5:22 pm
Granted, but it's grapefruit juice... always! I wish I was swimming! 
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Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 5:25 pm
Wish granted, but you're in the middle of the ocean with no land in sight!
I wish it were raining right now.
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Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 5:27 pm
Granted... but it won't be stopping for at least 40 days and nights... I wish I were at a party!! 
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Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 5:28 pm
Wish granted, but there is no land in sight.
I wish I had another long weekend
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Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 5:33 pm
Granted... but the weekend was so long, you never went back to work... nobody did... I wish this cough would go away. 
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