"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[unk tensor]

Now you shouldn't burn down the cat lady's house

I'm calling from jail because I was throwing Dry Ice bombs.  

[Rockefor]

I told you to just throw ice.

I'm calling from jail because i commited arson to my dog's house.  

[Master Stamp]

I told u that it wasn't a good relationship!

I'm calling from jail because I thought blew up a store that said everything must go  

[Rockefor]

And it's gone.


I'm calling from jail because i brutally murdered(with cannibalistic details) a giant marshmallow.  

[Urimian]

I told you, you should have used a flamethrower!

I'm calling from jail because i just killed the actor Steve Carell.  

[etched in dreams]

Pfft, he deserved it. He was a total meanie in 'Bruce Almighty.'

I'm calling from jail because I accidently chucked my TV remote at a rabbi. (..And he lost an eye.)

 

[The Revered One]

I told you taking a homeless rabbi into your house was a bad decision!

I'm calling from jail because I tried robbing a bank and used pre-wrap to try and hide my identity.  

[etched in dreams]

(Lmao. xD)
I told you to use plastic wrap! It would've worked so much better!

I'm calling from jail because I threw a tree at Obama.
..Don't ask.

 

[unk tensor]

You should have thrown a kiss.

I'm calling from jail because I shot my supervisor.  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

You should have made it look like an accident.

I'm calling from jail because I decided to go burn some houses in my neighbourhood.  

[cathaleen]

I Already Warned You that The Old Blind Guy Was Watching.
Im Calling From Jail Because I Stole Fourteen cherry Lollipops.  

[Master Stamp]

I told u some one would get mad eventually!

I'm calling from jail because tried doing manslaughter with a remote control car  

[Rockefor]

I told to use a RC lawnmower


I'm calling from jail for ignoring the killing potential of my left toe.  

[AznWooper]

I told you, kill your fingers instead. (?)

I'm calling from jail for pinching a little kid's cheeks.  

[Aidensnumberonefan]

I told you to pinch yourself.

I'm calling from jail for stealing a puppy.