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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:30 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:37 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:47 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 10:16 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:26 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:29 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:29 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:41 pm
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I've never skydived out of a helicopter over the colorado rockies with a camel named Jamal, had my parachute fail because someone replaced it with a bowling ball, crash into the ground, survive because I crashed into a bear, quickly realize I probably wont survive much longer because I just crashed into a bear, climbed up a tree, waited for the bear to go away, climbed back down, find that Jamal has survived and fixed me a lovely meal of bear steaks, almost question where he got the bear from before hunger takes over, befriend a raccoon, follow him for a day, find an ancient civilization with a big, rune-covered two-handed sword in the middle of it, take the sword, get beamed into an alien spaceship when they were only trying to take the sword, fight my way through the aliens who apparently have not invented guns yet, find the 50 foot leader, find out he was just trying to get his letter opener back (the sword), apologize and hand it back to him, have a pleasant conversation over tea, find out that I didnt kill the aliens, because apparently they regenerate, wave goodbye as they fly away, curse loudly as I realize that I'm stuck in the wilderness again, return to camp to find that Jamal has left, cry in the corner, look up to see a search and rescue team coming to pick me up, find Jamal flying the helicopter and realize he just went to get help, fly back to civilization, get back home, and eat doritos and watch Pawn Stars for the rest of the day.
Cannot say I've ever done that.
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:54 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:15 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:23 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:28 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:32 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:30 am
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:32 am
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