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 Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:38 pm
Because I am TERRIFIED of spiders.
I really don't know why we got married in the first place.
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:25 pm
Because you wore that crown out everywhere.
When anyone asked about it, you proclaimed yourself queen of the universe.
Seriously, you were embarrassing me!
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:44 pm
Because you always misheard me!
I'm Queen of the Seven Seas, not the Universe.
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:12 pm
Because you always mumbled at the most inopportune times.
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:05 pm
I dont even have to say.... lol
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:28 pm
Because you lied. You said if I kissed you, you'd turn into a prince....you're still a frog!!!!!!!!!
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infinite_personalities101
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 3:35 am
You were way too violent. Forgetting to turn the coffee pot off got me slapped one too many times ;_;
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:15 am
Because you beat me whenever I take the pickles out of my cheeseburger without asking for permission first sad
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 7:33 pm
your feet were too smelly O3O
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:40 pm
I deviorced myself because I wasnt giving myself enough space... you were sufficating me women!!!! scream
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:25 am
Because I found out you were insane eek Got a restraining order too >.>
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:27 am
Because you ruined the end of the sixth sense for me, you told me Bruce Willis was dead the whole time crying
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:29 am
Because you wouldn't my tiger sleep inside, you said animals slept outside, but yet your octopus could sleep inside!!!!!!! You unfair meanie...
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:11 am
Because I forgot which personality I was married to.
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:44 pm
Because I plan to walk away with half of everything you own! No prenup huzzah!
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