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 Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:51 pm
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in six months. Which room is safest for him?
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:07 pm
resonantscythe A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in six months. Which room is safest for him? Yay! You're back! *glomps* xd It took me a minute on this one, but I have an answer! He should take the rooms with the lions that haven't eaten in six months, because the lions would be harmless skeletons by then! biggrin
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:52 am
Oh, drat! Chibi answered before I got to this thread! And...MORE RIDDLES! WANT MORE! I missed this thread.
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:44 pm
lilchibiusa resonantscythe A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in six months. Which room is safest for him? Yay! You're back! *glomps* xd It took me a minute on this one, but I have an answer! He should take the rooms with the lions that haven't eaten in six months, because the lions would be harmless skeletons by then! biggrin Hey! *big hug* Yeah, I'll try to be on here at least twice a week. Ya got it! next: A cop was walking past a restaurant when he heard someone shout "No John, not the gun!" He ran inside and saw a doctor, a lawyer, a milkman, and a dead body on the floor. He promptly walked over to the milkman and arrested him. He didn't witness the shooting, and there was no apparent evidence to prove who shot the man, how did he know who to arrest?
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 5:25 pm
Hmmm... That one is tough. Was the milkman's name "John"?
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Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:50 pm
no name tags, cop doesn't know these people.
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Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:15 pm
Did the dead body have a milk mustache? xd
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Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 9:00 pm
Did the police know because there aren't milkmen anymore?
2nd guess
Was the victim lactose intolerant, and referring to a literal john, as in a toilet?
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:54 pm
Woah, sorry. very very sorry. totally forgot to update this.
Nope, still haven't gotten the right answer. It's something the cop would notice Immediately.
HINT:Think about the job titles of the three standing people.
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:47 am
I know it has to be something corny. lol Let's see... does it have anything to do with the fact that that there are no milkmen anymore? This one is really messing with my head. A doctor and a lawyer can kill as well as anyone else, so it would have to have something to do with the job title of the milkman being outdated, right?
*Edit - I know!!! The doctor and lawyer were both women, and the milkman was the only man, so the milkman is the only one who could have been named "John."
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:43 am
lilchibiusa I know it has to be something corny. lol Let's see... does it have anything to do with the fact that that there are no milkmen anymore? This one is really messing with my head. A doctor and a lawyer can kill as well as anyone else, so it would have to have something to do with the job title of the milkman being outdated, right? *Edit - I know!!! The doctor and lawyer were both women, and the milkman was the only man, so the milkman is the only one who could have been named "John." First you missed but you came back with an excellent recovery! Ya got it! This one might be kinda easy: A Panda Bear walked into a resturant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the resturant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:49 am
"Eats, shoots and leaves!" Or "Eats shoots and leaves." But...yeah. Something like that. mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 5:40 pm
I actually have that book! xd It's called Eats, Shoot & Leaves. The joke is in the beginning of the book. When asked why he shot the people, he shows them a wildlife pamphlet that says that pandas eat, shoots & leaves. rofl I'm such a Grammar Nazi. That's one of my all time favorite books. whee
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Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:28 pm
Good work!
Now somebody help me out here I feel like I've been keeping this thread afloat alone.
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:33 am
I'm really good with logic puzzles, but I don't know any riddles right off the bat. Well, there is one I remember from enrichment. I apologize if I bungle it.
It was a seemingly pleasant Sunday morning at the master's estate. The air was cool, the birds were singing, and the sun was shining brightly. Suddenly there was a sound of a loud gun shot. Everyone raced into the parlour to find the master of the estate dead on the floor. A detective soon arrived to survey the scene. After a big of investigating, he soon learned that no one entered had entered or left the estate aside from himself. Once all of the people in the estate were gathered together, he asked them one by one what they were doing when the shot was fired. The cook said that he was in the kitchen preparing a fine stew for lunch. The maid said that she was upstairs changing the sheets on the master's bed. The butler said he was in the hall collecting the mail. The gardener said he was out back clipping the hedges. The driver said he was in the driveway washing the car. The repair man said he was fixing a leaky sink in the downstairs bathroom. After everyone finished giving their accounts, the detective stood up, and immediately handcuffed one of the people in the room. Who did he handcuff and how did he know who it was?
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