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 Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:05 pm
@Reverend Havok:
Granted. I hope your social studies teacher won't mind your essay on Spain's colonies in complete Spanish.
I wish I had a cookie to eat.
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:04 pm
Granted. Enjoy your vomit-flavored cookie.
I wish I had a more interesting social life that wouldn't involve things trying to kill me.
(Wow, that was actually one of the more creative answers I've seen in this thread in a long time...good job!)
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:12 pm
Granted, do to the dull life style in which nothing is trying to kill you to create excitment and edrenelan(IDK how to spell it) in you eventually become bored and kill yourself instead of something else trying to kill you.
I wish I was nothing(lol)
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:01 am
Granted. You don't have a job, nobody on this planet cares about you, and you now have really bad body odor.
I wish this upcoming week won't be as busy as the last...
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:27 pm
Granted. The week itself won't be as busy as last week but the tasks and general business that would have been dispersed through out the week is all compressed into one day and you will go crazy trying to meet all the deadlines.
I wish my boyfriend weren't allergic to my cats.
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:23 pm
Wish granted, now he's deathly allergic to you
I wish for a humanity ending plague
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:27 pm
Granted. Mankind has lost its' Humanity.
I wish my wedding was sooner.
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:39 pm
@Wulver: Granted but now your fiance is pissed that you forgot the date and have been sleeping with another woman.
I wish it would snow more.
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:13 am
Granted but it snows minimally with under an inch and quickly melts not allowing any snow days or even enough to play in. It just does it a lot.
I wish my house would clean itself.
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:16 am
granted,but if that happened, the vacum would go up to u and start ripping off your face
i wish I was the best girl of all and i had super powers and all! blaugh
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:30 pm
Granted, but now everyone hates you out of jealousy because you're better than them.
I wish finding a date to Prom was easier.
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:33 pm
Granted, but she's a bad dancer and steps on your foot with her high heel and you don't dance for the rest of the night.
I wish I could find a job.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 7:35 pm
Granted. You're now an amateur septic tank cleaner. Congrats! XD
I wish someone would call me.
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:27 am
Granted. It's the Ghostface Killer on line one for you, asking how you would like to be disembowled.
I wish I had more time to read.
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:36 pm
Granted. But, you're only allowed to read the 1040 page manual on how to effectively use a UNIX operating system. Enjoy!
I wish my homework would do itself.
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