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 Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:19 pm
^ ate her grandfather's wig. ninja
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:19 am
^Ate her grandmother's cat...
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:58 pm
My grandfather raised homing pigeons, right? Well oneday my grandmother got into an argument with him before he went to work. Apparently he always wanted some sort of expensive meat for dinner and she was tired of making steak and stuff all the time and wanted to make something else, something stupid like that. So he went to work and when he came home, my grandmother had cooked his favorite pigeon. eek He was furious.
Later they divorced.
^raided a chemical supply store to for ingredients for a "cake" for a veerrrryyyy special person....
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Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:26 am
eek
^Broke into her own house one night, robbed the place, and broke back out screaming and running like a maniac
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:52 am
^has no more place in the basement for the bodies, So she will start to use her backyard.
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:36 pm
^Caught me burying someone in my backyard and ran away screaming, and flailing her arms all over the place
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:17 pm
^ is toast. literally and figurativley.
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:00 am
^ Is actually an illegal immigrant in disguise as Peter Griffin
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:18 am
^collects earwigs, mashes them into a paste, adds it to cookie batter and then sells the cookies at bake sales
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:00 am
I'm afraid of earwigs... ninja
^Convinced Tony the tiger to get a job at the local bomb factory, and later, laughed at his funeral
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:26 pm
^Smashed up one of their teachers cars in a drunken haze because they thought they ran over their rabbit, when actually it was their little brother
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:48 am
^Robbed someone's house for the food they had
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:30 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:46 pm
^Is Elmer, the multi-coloured, patchwork elephant in disguise
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:48 pm
^ drops goldfish into people's water glasses in various fancy restaurants
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