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 Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 12:14 pm
News Reporter: I had a bad day, I was drunk. I had no idea what I was doing. gonk
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 10:21 pm
guy: Well then- *slugs him across the face* See if I ever show you a little kindness ever again. You used me, and I thought we had something! gonk crying
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 11:52 am
News reporter:*crying on the floor with blood coming out of his noes* cry crying gonk
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 7:37 pm
guy: What a pansy! I'm off to fix my hair and make up! *skips off*
*doctors nearby look on unsure what to do*
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 7:56 pm
Another random person: *runs into the room* Doctor, doctor! Please help, my grandma has fall and she can't get up! gonk
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 7:59 pm
*all doctors dash madly out of the room to avoid the awkward scene*
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:07 pm
Grandma on the floor: Help me! I've fallen, and I can't get up!
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:18 pm
*doctors go to extreme measures to busy them selves*
[1 hour later]
Congrats ma'am is a baby boy! ^.^- Oh wait! That's not right?
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 8:08 pm
Random person: You had a baby, grandma? scream
I'm so happy for you, oh my gosh! ^.^
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 8:40 pm
doctor who delievered the baby: *hands the baby to the grandson* Congrats! You're a... nephew? sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 9:36 am
Random person: All my dreams have come true! whee
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 10:29 am
Standerby: but who's the father? eek
doctor: Well... you see... sweatdrop *starts backing away*
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 8:25 pm
The Random person: Yes, who is it? Grandpa died exactly 9 months and a day ago. crying
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 8:56 pm
*doctor looks down and shuffles his feet* Well you see... we were supposed to insert a disk into your grandmother's spine, but we kinda got the wrong message and inserted a nearly born fetus into her womb... so we can't quite be sure? sweatdrop redface
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 8:11 am
eek What?! You mean she is still paralyzed?!
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