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 Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:16 pm
Quote: 1. You know where the official band make out spot is. 3. When you name the sets. [[We have some pretty interesting ones. The Chevron, The Jesus Fish, The Birthgiving Fish, The Death Star, The Craig Sign]] Hah we have 2, the drum closet and the door to the auditorium. We had one we called the p***s set....it was 2 circles with a line inbetween them. Sort of like this... olo Haha. The first time we set it up and the 2 instructors on the podium started cracking up.
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:26 pm
You know you're in marching band when...
1: People know what pulling a 'Tabbi' is.*
2: Your BD just bought himself a shiny new Mercedes, but has been using the same van to transport equipment for longer than the seniors' parents can remember.
3: The Saxes and Mellos team up to tp said Mercedes, but never touched a roll of toilet paper.
4: You know that 8:16:6 is not a ratio and dread hearing those numbers.
5: The McDonalds fills up every Friday night with kids wearing boxers, undershirts, and camis, and nobody tells them to leave.
6: The Subway is filled with football players because said McDonalds is full.
*-My band knows what that is. And trust me, it isn't exactly a bad thing when someone pulls one either!
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:58 pm
Aiyara Keiran You know you're a band geek ........when you start harmonizing with microwaves, fans, and vacuums haha so true, I harmonize with vaccums
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:24 pm
Odd Alyss Ok, what he heck is a Dr. Beat? Picture Satan standing in front of you with a wood block and a drum stick. You can tell him to hit that block at any speed he wants and he will stay at this speed. The band director will always use Satan and his woodblock of evilness to make sure your at the right tempo. Now the woodblock is not a pleasant noise of course it is a loud obnoxious high pitched noise that will make you want to kill yourself if your a horn player. If your a drummer its a whole different story now, instead of Satan its God with the woodblock.
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:41 pm
when you brag about your weird tan lines from band camp.
haha. that's mine.
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:05 am
XD when you take the time to read all these to see if you can relate.
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:07 am
You know you're in marching band when....
- Everything is a sexual innuendo but when you ask someone to "do you", it doesn't mean a thing.
- You're constantly asking where your pants and/or rack are
- You hate when people don't clap together at concerts
- You hate when turn signals aren't blinking together. or you play your show in time with said signal.
- You love/hate when you start marching with your non-band friend down the hall and then they get off step.
- While everyone else is partying, Your weekend is comprised of band.
- You and several shades of tan all over your body from band camp.
- You're amused by playing with all the settings on Dr. Beat
- Every member of the band has seen each other naked (or damn close to is) on several occasions.
- The guard closet is where everyone has a sexy time ; )
- Nothing is a nervous/exciting/heart-stopping/breath-taking/ gut-wrenching as when the awards are given out after championships.
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:17 am
NUMBER 3 NUMBER 3!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:10 pm
(For marching band)
-you have nightmares of Dr. Beat. gonk
-the band is definitely waaayyy better than the football team
-you're marching the drill without playing and you can hear the mellophones singing their part from the other side of the field (my band anyway)
-you know "one more time" means "about 10 more times, guys"
-you jazz run for fun.
-people ask you for reeds more than for gum
-a new reed can be destroyed in a matter of seconds
-what happens on the band bus, stays on the band bus
-the football team scores a touchdown and you're like "Oh crap, where's the fight song???"
-at 3rd quarter break the band swarms the consessions
-you've gotten ketchup for your fries, and DIDN'T stain the white part of the uniform
-you pay more attention to the band challenges between you and the other band than what's happening on the football field.
There's just so many! xd
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:45 pm
EtsukoNino -Your favorite category on fanfiction.net is the Marching Band section.
-When you go search for that section right after reading that and kick yourself for not finding it sooner. -When you giggle hysterically when they yell Mufasa in the Lion King.
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:18 pm
dr. beat's are the most annoying inventions ever created.
i would like to destroy it some day.
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:57 pm
You know your in marching band when:
-The football players don't have play in flooding rain, but you do.
- You have EVERY single song you've ever played for marching stuck in your head constantly
- Everyone around you sings the songs mentioned above constantly
- You have issues with the fact that the football players ride the cool buses.
- As a freshman, you were kidnapped by the band seniors. And taken to a fastfood place at 2:00 AM
- All fastfood places in the area of the high school are swarmed by band nerds after way games.
- As soon as you hear the drumline playing, you start dancing.
- You've danced to Thriller and Soulja Boy and it was recorded on video.
- The stadium is a second home. The practice field and the parking lot are the 3rd and 4th. and the band hall is somewhere in there too.
- If someone shouts, " Let's get naked everyone!" you know it means time to take the uniforms off.
- If someone has to walk a mile and complains, you call them a wimp.
- You've catched youself walking in step with the person next to you in the hallways.
- You have to change in a 3 stall bathroom about as big as a walk-in closet with 30 other people.
- You have a candy smuggler in the band. ( This may just be my band ,our band director doesn't like it when we're sugar high. blaugh )
- On a game on Halloween, everyone has a sugar rush. ^_^
- On a home game, everyone leaves after half-time.( After the band preforms because our football team sucks and the band is so much better)
- You agree with anyone that says band is awsome.
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 8:41 pm
lol I have a lot of those.
I'm horrible, I have to walk to the time of my music if I'm listening to it and walking.
Also, I have had to be in step walking with my boyfriend for so long that he cannot stand being outta step with me and he's not even in band.
Bwahaha I convert people to the band side.
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Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:39 pm
OMG! US FLUTES DO NOT HATE FLUTES!
1) Most of the saxaphones relate anything and everything to sex.
2) when your at a football game and call the cheerleaders, color guard.
3) End up doing breathing gym before anything stressful. *
4) Family Guy makes the bus rides better.
5) There is a rivalry between Brass and Brass every now and then! **
* Personal to my band.
** Inside Joke but so true.
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Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:12 pm
Ah Dr. Beat...
You're stunned at the end of marching season when you realize you have free time.
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