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 Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:10 pm
these kids wear crowns-jumpstartBroke, ain't got no money, don't know where to go (where to go, where to go) Just sittin' staring at the stereo (stereo, stereo) I think we better turn it up turn it up, turn it up Loud (Loud, loud) Cause lately I've been feeling kind of low (kind of low, kind of low) Let's blow the speakers on the radio (radio, radio) Cause tonight we're gonna' break it down break it down break it down We gotta' get up off of the ground We're gonna give it a jumpstart 4,3,2,1 go! what's up, when we get it going No way we're gonna stop. And all you need is a spark, spark If it's all that you got got got got got We're gonna give it a jumpstart 4,3,2,1 go! What's up? We're gonna dance until our l-legs go into shock Like an adrenaline shot shot going straight to the heart heart heart heart heart We're gonna give it a jump! Whoaaa oooh whoaaa ohhh (heeey) We're gonna give it a jump! Dreams (dreams, dreams) We got enough that we can fill the tank (fill the tank 2x) And even if we gotta' break the bank (break the bank x2) You know we're gonna turn it up, turn it up turn it up Time (time, time) Ain't got to worry bout' it anymore (anymore x2) And if they try to stop us at the door You know we're gonna break it down, break it down, break it down We gotta' get up off of the ground We're gonna give it a jumpstart 4,3,2,1 go! what's up, when we get it going No way we're gonna stop. And all you need is a spark, spark If it's all that you got got got got got We're gonna give it a jumpstart 4,3,2,1 go! What's up? We're gonna dance until our l-legs go into shock Like an adrenaline shot shot going straight to the heart heart heart heart heart We're gonna give it a jump! Whoaaa oooh whoaaa ohhh (heeey) Whoaa ooh We're gonna give it a jump! Bridge Can you feel the electricity in the air Anytime, anyplace, it will always be there. When your heart stops baby, heart stops baby yeaaaaaaaaah! We're gonna give it a jumpstart 4,3,2,1 go! what's up, when we get it going No way we're gonna stop. And all you need is a spark, spark If it's all that you got got got got got We're gonna give it a jumpstart 4,3,2,1 go! What's up? We're gonna dance until our l-legs go into shock Like an adrenaline shot shot going straight to the heart heart heart heart heart We're gonna give it a jump! Whoaaa oooh whoaaa ohhh (heeey) We're gonna give it a jump!
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:45 pm
Hollywood Undead-"Coming Back Down" I just can't escape
it's like you're here with me now
but the words you say
they always seem to fade out
since you been away
I'm just a face in the crowd
someday, someday
I know you're coming back
down in the dirt
with your blood on my hands
I blacked out
but now I do understand
that you were too good
for this world so you left it
everything turned red
and then you made an exit
I don't even know
if it was your time
but like all good things
that pass you by
its like a lost soul
in the time of need
it made my grow up fast
and put some blood on my knees
and you don't even know
what's beyond you
thinking you could never die
like you're bullet proof
so I guess you had to leave
you were born with wings
but you were never happy
til the angels sing
I just can't escape
it's like you're here with me now
but the words you say
they always seem to fade out
since you been away
I'm just a face in the crowd
someday, someday
I know you're coming back down
someday, someday
I know you're coming back down
I'm ashes to ashes
I'm dust to dust
And when a man
turns to ashes
forget about love
like the feeling inside you
with the bottle beside you
you both end up empty
like an angel just died too
I look to the heavens
to the sky and the rest
I looked inside myself
I felt my heart in my chest
Something so point blue
there's nothing to say
some hearts to stay true
when falling away
Come lay down beside me
what you and I mean
it's only what I've seen
it's only just one dream
tell my baby I love her
and I wish I could hold her
it's hard to say goodbye
when you know that it's over
I just can't escape
it's like you're here with me now
but the words you say
they always seem to fade out
since you been away
I'm just a face in the crowd
someday, someday
I know you're coming back down
someday, someday
I know you're coming back down
one day, one day
I know you're coming back down
I know you're coming back
know you're coming back
I know you're coming back down
I know you're coming back
know you're coming back
I know you're coming back down (down)
I know you're coming back
know you're coming back
I know you're coming back down
I know you're coming back
know you're coming back
I know you're coming back down
I know you're coming back down
I just can't escape
it's like you're here with me now
but the words you say
they always seem to fade out
since you been away
I'm just a face in the crowd
someday, someday
I know you're coming back down
someday, someday
I know you're coming back down
one day, one day
I know you're coming back down
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:54 pm
thats great it starts with an earthquake
birds and snakes and airplane
lenny bruce is not afraid
eye of a hurricane listen to yourself churn
(words too fast to understand)
its the end of the world as we know it!
its the end of the world as we know it!
its the end of the world as we know it, and i feel fine smile
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:04 pm
~~ Sonic and the Secret Rings: Love is Worth a Chance(by Steve Conte]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKywKqzp5jM&feature=related
Mm, ohaohaoh,
Oh.
Good-byes are part of time,
A part of moving forward.
But ways are lost ahead,
They're all blue, and, blurred, oh.
It's the price of being aware,
But too afraid it all might die.
Some things, they never mend,
I know I'm, never the same again!
Day by day--
Only time will tell,
If it's meant to be!
I'm yours alone,
Even if you're not with me!
For you are my why,
My why I breathe!
Tomorrow, let it be rain that falls to make it up, to you,
For all I never, said.
Ohh,
All I never said.
A shrine of memories,
I dream just to remember.
But all just trapped in time,
And my eyes get blurred.
Oh, oh, oh.
It's for being unaware,
I runaway from things like that.
Didn't know of a way to stay,
Though I never had felt that, way!
Not a day--
Goes by without you,
The queen of my heart!
I'll stand alone,
However long it takes!
Only you can make,
Any sense to me!
Though now apart,
Maybe somehow it could be!
Only time will tell,
If it's meant to be!
I'm yours alone,
Even if you're not with me!
You will always be,
Be why I breathe!
Wish tomorrow, would be that day that comes to make it up, to you,
For all I never did.
Let me make it up, to you,
Love is worth a chance.
Uuh, uuh, uh,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Love is worth a chance. ~~
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:24 am
No, I've never heard of Camp Rock. I just wanna post the song. IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAAAD D8
Camp Rock: Too Cool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0IvOXkzw_g&feature=related
I'm too cool for my dress,
These shades on my head.
Everything they say,
Is so irrevelent.
You follow in my lead,
You wanna be like me.
But you just don't wanna be,
Loved and hated.(Ohh!)
I can't help the way I am,
Hope you don't misunderstand.
But I'm too cool,
(Too cool!)
And I'm too cool,
To know you!
Don't take it personal,
Don't get emotional!
You know it's the truth,
I'm too cool, for you!
You think you're hot, but I'm sorry, you're not,
Exactly who you think you are!
Can't tell you why,
What you haven't got!
But when we walk into the room,
I'm too cool for you!
You're lucky I'm so nice, even I'm surprised,
You are still allowed to be in my group.
I'll show you how it's done,
If you wanna be someone.
Just watch me,
And you'll learn some(Ohhh!)
Me, myself, and I agree,
You'll never, catch up with me.
'Cause I'm too cool,
(Too cool!)
Yeah I'm too cool,
To know you!
Don't take it personal,
Don't get emotional!
You know it's the truth,
I'm too cool for you!
You think you're hot, but I'm sorry, you're not,
Exactly who you think you are!
Can't tell you why,
What you haven't got!
But when we walk into the room,
I'm too cool for you!
Say summer boy,
Beauty, friends, and talent!
And they've got it all!
Well, I'll just have to try,
All their lies, 'til they never get the call!
That's the difference between you and me,
Obviously!
I'm a natural,
I'm a real deal!
(Ohhh!)
I can't help the way I am,
Hope you don't misunderstand.
But I'm too cool,
(Too cool!)
And I'm too cool,
To know you!
Don't take it personal,
Don't get emotional!
You know it's the truth,
I'm too cool, for you!
I'm too cool,
(Too cool!)
And I'm too cool,
To know you!
Don't take it personal,
Don't get emotional!
You know it's the truth,
I'm too cool, for you!
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 12:46 pm
I can't stop listening to this song. The Stereotypes SongRay William Johnsonhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCgx8zM3woQI've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous, So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this. I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. I love those fat Americans. You know they're so obnoxious. They're always eating burgers. They're always holding shotguns. And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn. They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on. Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they role. You've got to go big like an Israeli nose. If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, they're Out of control like a Chinese driver. I love the Middle East, but how do they handle Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels. I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but They're always high, so don't let them fool ya. And I love them Puerto Ricans, Even though they wash their a** about once a weekend. I'm just joking. If you didn't know then You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland. I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell If you love the outback redneck Australians, And the crooked teeth of an English dude Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth. And how could anyone hate the French. Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits. Brazilian girls is what you want, Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk. I love Africans, but hold up a second. National Geographic says they're all butt-naked. Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes. They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose. Uh oh! They're all on my checklist, Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast. They're stereotypes, and if you believe them, Then your brain is small like a Korean's p***s. I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. (repeat 8x) I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:39 pm
~~ If there's a "~" next to it, then it's extended a bit in the singing.
Hilary Duff: Who's That Girl (Living My Life)?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jMl1l_UkFc&feature=related
There were places we would go,
At midnight.
There were secrets that,
Nobody else would know~.
There's a reason but,
I don't know why,
I don't know why,
I don't know why,
I thought they all belonged to me!
Who's that girl?
Where's she from?
No, she can't be the one,
That you want!
That has stolen my world!
It's not real!
It's not right!
It's not day,
It's not night!
By the way,
Who's that girl, livin' my life?
Oh, no,
Livin' my life~.
Seems like everything's the same,
Around me(around me).
Then I look again,
And everything has changed~.
I'm not dreamin' so,
I don't know why,
I don't know why,
I don't know why,
She's everywhere I wanna be.
Who's that girl?
Where's she from?
No, she can't be the one,
That you want!
That has stolen my world(stolen my world)!
It's not real!
It's not right!
It's not day,
It's not night!
By the way,
Who's that girl, livin' my life?
I'm the one,
Who made you laugh.
I made you fume,
I made you sad.
I'm not sorry.
For what we did, for who we were,
I'm not sorry, I'm not her.
Who's that girl?
Where's she from?
No, she can't be the one,
That you want!
That has stolen my world(stolen my world)!
It's not real!
It's not right!
It's not day,
It's not night!
By the way,
Who's that girl, livin' my life?
Oh, no,
Livin' my life~... ~~
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:39 am
Again, another Sonic thing.
Avril Lavigne: My Happy Ending
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-caMEImbZk&feature=related
(Oh, oh, oh, oh,)
So much for my happy ending.
(Oh, oh, oh, oh,)
So much for my happy ending.
(Oh, oh, oh.)
Let's talk this over,
It's not like we're dead.
Was it something I did?
Was it something you said?
Don't leave me hanging,
In a city so dead.
Held up so high,
On such a breakable thread(breakable thread.)
You were, all the things I thought I knew,
And I thought we could be.
You were everything, everything,
That I wanted(that I wanted!)
We were meant to be, supposed to be,
But we lost it(but we lost it)!
Out of a memory, so close to me,
Just fade away!
All this time you were pretending,
So much for my happy ending!
(Oh, oh, oh, oh,)
So much for my happy ending!
(Oh, oh.)
You've got your dumb friends,
I know what they say(I know what they say).
They tell you I'm difficult,
But so are they(so are they.)
But they don't know me,
Do they even know you?(even know you?)
All the things you hide from me,
All the s**t that you do(all the s**t that you do.)
You were, all the things I thought I knew,
And I thought we could be.
You were everything, everything,
That I wanted(that I wanted!)
We were meant to be, supposed to be,
But we lost it(but we lost it)!
Out of a memory, so close to me,
Just fade away!
All this time you were pretending,
So much for my happy ending!
It's nice to know that you were there,
Thanks for actin' like you cared,
And makin' me feel like I was the only one!
It's nice to know we had it all,
Thanks for watchin' as I fall,
And lettin' me know we were done!
He was everything, everything,
That I wanted.
We were meant to be, supposed to be,
But we lost it!
Out of a memory, so close to me,
Just fade away!
All this time you were pretending,
So much for my happy ending!
You were everything, everything,
That I wanted(that I wanted!)
We were meant to be, supposed to be,
But we lost it!
Out of a memory, so close to me,
Just fade away!
All this time you were pretending,
So much for my happy ending!
(Oh, oh, oh, oh,)
So much for my happy ending.
(Oh, oh, oh, oh,)
So much for my happy ending.
(Oh, oh, oh, oh.)
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 2:15 pm
kesha feat.katy perry true lovei think about you all the time one look my knees get weak practically die so hard to sleep when i’m so close to this dream coming true true true how do i tell, tell you when i cant speak i’m terrified cos if i say the wrong thing you might see how hard im trying is this made up or true love is this true love is this true love walk by and i’m a nervous wreck the way you smell the way you dress (so perfect) my tongue is tired cos i cant translate these feelings inside i-i-oh i cant speak i’m terrified cos if i say the wrong thing you might see how hard i’m trying is this made up or true love is this true love is this true love i want to tell you my secrets and tell you everything, my heart is racing i’m waiting for some time from you how do i say your too my, tell me you feel it too my (true love) i cant speak i’m terrified cos if i say the wrong thing you might see how hard im trying is this made up or true love is this true love is this true love
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:04 pm
Just a part from a Foo Fighters song call "Over and Out"
"Restless little one comfortsble and warm. Let me fall apart, crippled in your arms.
Chase you through the dark, ready on your mark. First to reach the stars, wins a broken heart. One that broke apart, shattered from the stars."
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 7:52 am
~~ Nickelback: If Everyone Cared
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOwJSpt2m_w&feature=related
From underneath the trees, we watch the sky,
Confusing stars, and satelites.
I never dreamed, that you'd be mine,
But here we are, we're here tonight.
Singing:
Amen, I,
I am alive,(I am alive.)
Singing:
Amen, I,
I am alive.
If everyone cared,
And nobody cried!
If everyone loved,
And nobody lied!
If everyone shared,
And swallowed their pride!
Then we'd see the day,
Where nobody died.
And I'm singing:
Aye, amen, I,
Amen, I, I am alive.
Amen, I, amen I,
Amen, I, I am alive.
And in the end, the fireflies,
Our only light, in paradise.
But you're the world, they were wrong,
And teach them all, to sing along.
Singing:
Amen, I,
I am alive,(I am alive.)
Singing:
Amen, I,
I am alive.
If everyone cared,
And nobody cried!
If everyone loved,
And nobody lied!
If everyone shared,
And swallowed their pride!
Then we'd see the day,
Where nobody died!
If everyone cared,
And nobody cried!
If everyone loved,
And nobody lied!
If everyone shared,
And swallowed their pride!
Then we'd see the day,
Where nobody dieeeeeeeed-ied!
Where nobody dieeeeeeeed-ied!
And as we lie, beneath the stars,
We realize, how small we are.
If they could love, like you and me,
Imagine what, the world could be.
If everyone cared,
And nobody cried!
If everyone loved,
And nobody lied!
If everyone shared,
And swallowed their pride!
Then we'd see the day,
Where nobody died!
If everyone cared,
And nobody cried!
If everyone loved,
And nobody lied!
If everyone shared,
And swallowed their pride!
Then we'd see the day,
Where nobody dieeeeeeeed-ied!
(We'd see the day, we'd see the day,)
Where nobody dieeeeeeeed-ied!
(We'd see the day, we'd see the day,)
Where nobody dieeeeeeeed!
(DIEEEED!)
We'd see the day, where nobody died. ~~
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:01 am
~~ I totally failed on this next one...Dx
FOUND THE RIGHT LYRICS<3
Nickelback: Photograph
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZi0oM_et-M
Look at this photograph
Everytime I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red
And what the hell is on Joey's head
And this is where I grew up
I think the present owner fixed it up
I never knew we'd ever went without
The second floor is hard for sneaking out
And this is where I went to school
Most of the time had better things to do
Criminal record says I broke in twice
I must have done it half a dozen times
I wonder if it's too late
Should i go back and try to graduate
Life's better now than it was back then
If I was them I wouldn't let me in
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, god, I
Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
Remember the old arcade
Blew every dollar that we ever made
The cops hated us hangin' out
They say somebody went and burned it down
We used to listen to the radio
And sing along with every song we know
We said someday we'd find out how it feels
To sing to more than just the steering wheel
Kim's the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed
She's had a couple of kids since then
I haven't seen her since god knows when
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, god, I
Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
I miss that town
I miss the faces
You can't erase
You can't replace it
I miss it now
I can't believe it
So hard to stay
Too hard to leave it
If I could I relive those days
I know the one thing that would never change
Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
Look at this photograph
Everytime I do it makes me laugh
Everytime I do it makes me... ~~
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:21 am
~~ Failed on this one too.
Nickelback: How You Remind Me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cQh1ccqu8M&feature=relmfu
Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
Tired of living like a blind man
I'm sick inside without a sense of feeling
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me of what I really am
This is how you remind me of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking
And I've been wronged, I've been down
Into the bottom of every bottle
These five words in my head
Scream are we having fun yet?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no no
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no no
It's not like you didn't know that
I said I love you and I swear I still do
And it must have been so bad
Cause living with me must have damn near killed you
And this is how you remind me of what I really am
This is how you remind me of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking
And I've been wronged, I've been down
Into the bottom of every bottle
These five words in my head
Scream are we having fun yet?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no no
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no no
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no no
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no no
Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
This is how you remind me of what I really am
This is how you remind me of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking
And I've been wronged, I've been down
Into the bottom of every bottle
These five words in my head
Scream are we having fun yet?
Yeah, yeah, are we having fun yet?
Yeah, yeah, are we having fun yet?
Yeah, yeah, are we having fun yet?
Yeah, yeah, no, no ~~
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:52 pm
stressed stressed i love music
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:48 pm
~~ WARNING: THIS IS ADULTISH. WATCH/READ/LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISKS.
Lonely Islands: Jack Sparrow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY
Intercom: Guys, Michael Bolton is here.
Andy: Oh great, send him in.
Michael: Hey guys.
All: Hey thanks for coming.
Michael: I'm really sorry I'm late, I just got caught up watching the Pirates of the Carribean marathon...Have you seen those things?
All: Oh, yeah, yeah, those are, those are great.
Michael: Well, I listened to your track, and I loved it. And I wrote you this big, sexy hook I think you're really gonna dig.
Andy: Oh wow, that's great(Awesome). You wanna just lay it down?
Michael: Boys, let's get to it(to it, to it, to it).
[ANDY]
Here we go,
Uh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton(Michael: Yeah!),
The night starts now,
Get on track, the boys are back.
The night starts now.
The night starts now, baby, roll with us,
Chickies snappin' at the neck when we rollin' up(Michael: Rollin' up!).
Club front doors, ain't no holdin' up,
Black card at the bar, like who gives a ********? (Michael: Come on!)
[JORMA]
It's the Lonely Island,
Welcome to the set.
Some fella's lookin' jealous,
Play that back and get wet(Michael: YEAH, YEAH!).
??? at my waist, got shank in my socks on,
You either get cut, get stuffed, or get shot.
[MICHAEL]
This is the tale, of Captain Jack Sparrow,
A pirate so brave, on the seven seas!(Andy: What?)
A mystical quest, to the isle of Tortuga,
Raven locks sway, on the ocean breeze!
[AKIVA]
Yeah, that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club,
Buyin' out the bar so the groupies show us love(Michael: Keira Knightley!).
A fifth of ice man,
I'm the top gunna.
Heater on blast,
I'm the number one stunner(Michael: Jack Sparrow!).
[ANDY]
Watch your girl because I ain't your "Mister Nice" guy,
More like the "Meet 'Ya, Take You Home and ******** You Twice" guy.
All dressed up with nowhere to run,
I know I make you feel crazy when I--
(Michael: NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART!)
[MICHAEL]
The day he was born, (Ugh,)
He yearned for adventure!(Andy: NO!)
Old Captain Jack (Jorma: Yeah),
Gave a name worth born!
He's the pauper of the surf(uh-huh),
The jester of Tortuga!
But in Davy Jones' locker,
What lies in store? (Akiva: Yeah, we've seen the movie.)
[ANDY]
Put your hands in the air,
And say "Hell yeah!" Come on.
[MICHAEL]
Captain Jack(Andy: What?),
Johnny Depp!(Andy: No.)
[JORMA]
From the front to the back,
Saying "We count stacks," c'mon.
[MICHAEL]
Davy Jones,(Jorma: Nope,)
Giant Squid!(Jorma: Wrong.)
[AKIVA]
Michael Bolton,
We're really gonna need you to focus up.
[MICHAEL]
Roger that,
Let me try it with another film!(Andy: Wait!)
Life is a box of chocolates,
And my name is Forrest Gump!(Andy: Not better.)
Thought I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed,
I give Jenny all my love.(Akiva: Come ON!)
Okay, then I'm a legal aid,
Erin Brockovich is my name!(Akiva: No. Oh God.)
Then you can call me Scarface,
Snortin' mountains of cocaine! (Andy: That's enough.)
You cockroaches wanna play rough?
OKAY, I'M RELOADED! (HAHA!)
This is the tale, of Tony Montana,
(This is the tale!)
Cool bottom flame,
With Miami nuts!(Take you home!)
Got an Asian wife(yeah!),
Our home is polluted(okay!)!
This whole town's a p***y,
Just waiting to get ******** waiting to get fuuucked!
(Andy: Okay, it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile.)
You complete me! (Andy: Yeah, yeah, okay.) ~~
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