Once upon a winter, Santa came with presents like puppies and sharks. Never ever would you guess that water was made of crazy rutabagas. It gave off a strong smell and they murdered three gay preachers. But cowboys killed Obama. Then gargantuan cats rabidly clawed Santa's elves with balls bigger than baseballs from a pickle that came to box. Meanwhile, Mike was at L.A. smoking Marijuana when Santa suddenly fell on Justin Bieber purposely because Justin horribly whined. Llamas pooped on Jesus and gave Justin AIDS accidentally. However, the cowboys raped Britney Spears twice in tuxedos. And transvestites psychotically squished fish in Tanzania because monkeys wanted some beans. Back when gigantic bunnies screwed anything, ninjas severed the ties on Easter. The Easter Bunny randomly chomped poor Elves because the women stank. I whipped many cookies, then ate souls foolishly and KABOOM, all the intelligent people had they done nothing to impersonate Will Smith, would selflessly kiss England and married China. Someday Sealand should love the world, then jump into ketchup.
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