The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game

[Eternal Rebellion]

Fortunately, there were Cheese Monsters at basement, which still leaves the need of the spray.  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

War is a game

Unfortunately for the cheese monsters, they have now become a prey as the mob of people were not completely satisfied by the diseased cheese and were still hungry for more cheese and have thus turned their sights on the yummy-looking cheese monsters.

Played with a smile

 

[Eternal Rebellion]

Fortunately, they sided with you to try to get even more cheese from your prestigious next door neighbor.  

[Time_is_but_a_wish]

Unfortunately , the neighbor had a cold which infected all of his cats and made them grumpy  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

I have no master

Fortunately he keeps a good stock of catnip to distract them.

I am chaos

 

[Eternal Rebellion]

Unfortunately, your dog mistook it for dog food, and ate it - in turn made him fall asleep.  

[GoddessBelldandy23]

Fortunately your split personality knew the hymlick  

[Eternal Rebellion]

Unfortunately, you don't know what "hymlick" means (neither do I, and I searched for it) and came up with a severe case of "Mass Confusion!"

EDIT: If you meant "Heimlich," then unfortunately, its hard for you to do it on dogs as opposed to people."  

[Crimsonhellite]

Fortunately the confusion is only temporary  

[Eternal Rebellion]

Unfortunately, it comes back.

 

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Imagination is not made of rainbows

Fortunately you remembered to take your medication, so it won't be coming back for long while.

It is made of cardboard and duct-tape

 

[Ice-Kitty472]

unfortunatly, some random freak ran past you and jacked your medicine  

[Eternal Rebellion]

Fortunately, the Asylum Medics stopped him in time to give back your medicine.

 

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Imagination is not made of rainbows

Unfortunately, you have discovered they have long since been expired.

It is made of cardboard and duct-tape

 

[Eternal Rebellion]

Fortunately, the Medics saw you were out of luck - and found that they had the same medicine that isn't expired.