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 Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:42 pm
Because you don't realize that your tentacle monster wants to make babies with me.
I'm sorry, but you can't really castrate a tentacle monster...
And it was either me or that monster.
And you picked that dang thing... so.... so. ;_;
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:01 pm
Are you kidding?! Look at you! Arachnid-phobia!
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:08 pm
Cause you didn't realize that I'm sexy.
I might be an arachnid but I'm damn fine.
>D
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 10:35 pm
[XD That was great]
The biting was kinda kinky but it sent me to the hospital >.> I'm sorry, but I don't think I can handle this relationship anymore.
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 10:45 pm
Cause you didn't realize my love bites wouldn't hurt you.
Look at you, you're like a zombie -- YOU EAT PEOPLE.
They wouldn't even let you into the hospital!
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:15 pm
I'm sorry it's just...I'm more of a dog person.
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:58 pm
Smoking hurts my computer according to Apple. I love my computer more then you.
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:24 pm
Because you're so obsessed with your computer! You do anything Apple tells you to! I don't care how pretty the Mac guy in the ads is, I need love too
emo
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:01 am
(hehe let me add some irony to that, the mac guy would tell you She's Just Not That Into You)
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:18 am
@ Yunie - I swear your scarf tried to strangle me in my sleep! But you didn't believe me... gonk
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Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:38 am
You were just too paranoid. Inanimate objects can't kill you, Waku! And aliens aren't listening to your thoughts!
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Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 8:51 am
You couldn't handle my girth so I simply had to let you go.
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:35 am
Because I couldn't handle your girth.
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:21 am
Because of your thirst for blood, THE CAT DID NOTHING TO YOU!!!
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:03 pm
You wouldn't let me feast on our friends. The cravings became too much to bear, so I had to leave you before I consumed you.
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