Memorable IRC Quotes! :D

[pickle relish]

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But, you're awesome!
exactyl!
...
*exactly
o__O
exactyl?
Is that like pterodactyl? >.>
yes.
<.<
exatyl.
That's what I was thinking too, Peeks
it's sounds more like some kind of medication, i think
* pickles high fives Yunie and Bass.
* Bass high-fives Peeks
* Yunie highfives pickles
"Try exactyl today! biggrin "
xD yes.
biggrin
"Typo pronblmes? Tyr Exactyl todya!"
"It makes your OCD tenancies increase by at least 300%, guaranteed!"
*tendencies
"Never again get SavSyndrome!"
* GRM wants to kill something
* Yunie hugs GRM
Why?
D:>
*D:
* pickles needs some exactyl.
* Yunie does too
(...)
Sleeps nao
night Bass~
Nitey nite bass
G'night Bass.
Sweet dreams
I's try to get on early tomrrow mornin'
tomrrow
Yus
Nightybyes guys
need some exactly there, Bassy?
...
i typo'd my own typo
Quote that
Hehe.
Please
I will.
* Yunie faaaaaaaaaaaails
* pickles was working on it. P
* razz

We definitely need some exactyl.  

[-panda noises-]

Quote:

(11:09:41 PM) ***Hiro realizes she just told Pan that she and Whisp are both girls
(11:10:00 PM) WhispTheSlashNinja: ... Dammit! My cover's been blown...
(11:10:14 PM) WhispTheSlashNinja: "Damn! The mission's been compromised!"
(11:10:23 PM) Paul: Oh baby
(11:10:50 PM) Paul: So how about you two come on over to Pan-Land and treat yourself to my Super Pancake Breakfast Platter "
(11:11:05 PM) WhispTheSlashNinja: Sorry, I don't like sausage with my pancakes.
(11:11:19 PM) Hiro: WIN.

how you turn my world...

Whisp gets a free cookie on me for that one.

...you precious thing

 

[WhisperingEternity]

-panda noises-

Quote:

(11:09:41 PM) ***Hiro realizes she just told Pan that she and Whisp are both girls
(11:10:00 PM) WhispTheSlashNinja: ... Dammit! My cover's been blown...
(11:10:14 PM) WhispTheSlashNinja: "Damn! The mission's been compromised!"
(11:10:23 PM) Paul: Oh baby
(11:10:50 PM) Paul: So how about you two come on over to Pan-Land and treat yourself to my Super Pancake Breakfast Platter "
(11:11:05 PM) WhispTheSlashNinja: Sorry, I don't like sausage with my pancakes.
(11:11:19 PM) Hiro: WIN.

how you turn my world...

Whisp gets a free cookie on me for that one.

...you precious thing

I did get my cookie. And it was delicious. x3  

[pickle relish]

Quote:

But I won't be there to brush the ponytail to make it pretty. .__.
I know sweetie D:
* Kerri-reading kinda wants to shoot herself in the eye...
Why?
I dunno.
and my pony tail will never be the same without Kerri ;.;
Poor Wren.
*V dramatically reaches hand out to Kerri
* Kerri-reading takes his hand and pulls him close.
There there, my love. It'll be alright.
We WILL survive.
* Kerri-reading dramatically sighs
* pickles sobs at the dramatic scene
It is only for you I will fight for
What are you fighting, my dearest love?
* Kerri-reading hands pickles a hanky with a dramatic sweep of her arm
* pickles takes it and sobs dramatically into it.
......*walks away a bit then epicly looks back at Kerri over his shoulder*........... humidity
* Kerri-reading faints with a dramatic gasp
* V spins around and catches her
* pickles gets out her smelling salts, and dramatically places them under Kerri's nose.
* Kerri-reading takes in a long, slow breath and wakes with a gasp, shaking her head.
Don't worry my love, i'll brush my pony tail every day and it will feel like a painters brush against the soft pallet that is your skin
Oh my! He talked about it.. didn't he?
Oh good, my dearest.
Just... just don't talk about it again...
the.... "H" word.
* Kerri-reading gasps at having said it and covers her mouth
Don't worry my love, it is only another enemy to be thwarted by the massage tipped bristles of my 360 degree brush
* Kerri-reading swoons

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Kitty is pickles shirt
in*
xD
.........................................
biggrin
>.>
<.<
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[Sentama Lin]

Xanatos and Lin, with a smige of Pancake Syrup

(11:10:54 PM) Xanatos: ********! Yes.
(11:11:07 PM) Xanatos: Lin Wins
(11:11:11 PM) ***SentamaLin gives Xanatos an innocent virgin Snow-Leopard Girl.
(11:11:15 PM) Pancake-AWAY: I never got into Gantz >_>
(11:11:21 PM) Xanatos: brb
(11:11:24 PM) SentamaLin: x3
(11:11:28 PM) Pancake-AWAY: Hahahaha
(11:11:32 PM) SentamaLin: He'll be back, alright, smoking a cigarette.

 

[Xanatos Forever]

And suddenly I get what was so darn funny about it. *facepalm*


HEY GUYS! WHO MISSED ME?! ninja  

[Kalstolyn]

our aim is improving, I promise.  

[Xanatos Forever]

Kalstolyn

our aim is improving, I promise.

wink heart  

[YunieCookie]

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[21:53] Also: "Don't meth around!"
[21:53] o.O
[21:53] ?
[21:54] Lovely.
[21:54] quite the slogan razz
[21:54] ...
[21:54] Don't meth around?
[21:54] Yeah.
[21:54] did the prethenter hath a lithp?
[21:54] you didn't watch Breaking Bad? You have to wear a gas mask to cook meth, just in case you get the ratios wrong
[21:54] It said that one the stickers they gave us. razz
[21:54] No. xD
[21:54] biggrin
[21:55] our area has a lot of meth addicts >>
[21:55] theriouthly, guyth, don't meth around. it'th like...bad for you and thtuff.
[21:55] I wonder if I can find the file in which I saved the start of this paper last year
[21:55] I never finished it then...
[21:55] and you might thtart talking like thith.
[21:55] We had some guy come in and show us these horrible pictures of some girl who got maimed in a car accident involving someone drinking and driving.
[21:55] Thtop making fun of people wif lithpth
[21:55] Theriothly.
[21:55] That'th only after your teeth thtart rotting out of your fathe, though.
[21:55] * Yuniecorn has a lisp right now razz
[21:56] I'm thoooo not making fun.
[21:56] Lithp ith the betht word becathe people with a lithp can't thay lithp.
[21:56] I'm jutht demonthtrating
[21:56] who wath the cruiel perthon who invented the word lithp, anywayth?
[21:56] it'th the thame in French, too!
[21:56] Kinda like "abbreviation" hath to be abbreviated.
[21:56] zezayer
[21:56] * Yuniecorn ith laughing tho muth right now XD
[21:56] Thome thadithtic bathtard.
[21:56] errr...abbreviathan. >.>
[21:56] <.<
[21:56] theytheyay?
[21:56] il a un zezaiment!
[21:56] j'ai un theytheyment
[21:57] oh that'th mutth worthe
[21:57] That'd thuck.
[21:57] It theriouthly would.
[21:57] that'th awful D:
[21:58] tho, I think I'm going to go to theven eleven, doeth anyone want a thluthie?
[21:58] xD
[21:58] biggrin
[21:58] Yeth pleath!
[21:58] Yeth pleathe!
[21:58] * Taeryn is soaked in saliva?
[21:58] ....
[21:58] * Taeryn thoaked in thaliva
[21:58] Kalth: You thould talk in a lithp when you get there.
[21:58] biggrin
[21:58] oh my god, there'th thith girl who works at tim hortonth here
[21:58] -->| Roland (~chatzilla@sa-14E3594D.albq.qwest.net) has joined #gaiaatg
[21:58] =-= Mode #gaiaatg +v Roland by Hal
[21:58] ROLAND
[21:59] HAI
[21:59] Hi Roland. biggrin
[21:59] Thalutationth Roland!
[21:59] xD
[21:59] biggrin
[21:59] I'm not thure the people would preally apprethiate it. none of them can prounounthe the letter F correctly.
[21:59] xD
[21:59] biggrin
[21:59] :S Hey all.
[21:59] Nithe Whithp
[21:59] Kalth: Maybe not, then.
[21:59] perhapth
[21:59] it'th not their fault they're all from the "pillipines"
[21:59] no one athkth her for a thmal, becauthe thee like...thpitth in their drinkth accidentally. "thoooo that'th a thmall thteeped tea?
[22:00] * Whisp loveth how prolongued the lithp joke hath been.
[22:00] * Yuniecorn doesth too xD
[22:00] * Yuniecorn ith quoting it
[22:00] oh noeth, not the quoteth
[22:00] .... What have I walked into?
[22:00] xD
[22:00] biggrin
[22:00] A thcary, thcary plathe.
[22:00] A lithp factory!
[22:00] nothing Rolly, really
[22:00] honetht
[22:00] "Yes, I'll have a "thmall thteeped tea", with milk but less "thpit" please."
[22:01] well, i'm a unicorn who saved Tae'th life latht night, and we all have lithpth
[22:01] * Roland is scared .__.
[22:01] *thaved
[22:01] don't be thcared Roland!
[22:01] XD Mike says Hi
[22:01] biggrin
[22:01] You might want an umbrella, though. xD
[22:01] biggrin
[22:01] there'th no more than uthuual to be thcared of biggrin
[22:01] HI MIKE
[22:02] Who'th Mike?
[22:02] I have no idea
[22:02] Roland!
[22:02] nah, lithping doethn't uthually involve thpitting
[22:02] I hath an awethome thirt!
[22:02] Kalth: thee doeth!
[22:02] Guess i'll be here tonight :p
[22:02] Thee ith extheptional.
[22:02] XD My "brother" who in reality isd my girlfriends brother
[22:02] biggrin
[22:02] *is
[22:03] Ith! D:<
[22:03] Is!
[22:03] Aw, Pickleth, you beat me to it!
[22:03] Lithp with uth!
[22:03] and Hi Tae XD
[22:03] biggrin
[22:03] IthhhhH!
[22:03] you know you want to...
[22:03] ROUND TWO OF DRINKING STARTS NOW! LIVER FAILURE ARE GO!
[22:03] it'th fun!
[22:03] Be well all
[22:03] Peer prethure!
[22:03] bye Panny~
[22:03] BUT I LIKE MY LIVER!
[22:03] Bye Pancake!
[22:03] bye Panny. good luck
[22:03] =-= Pancake-FOOD is now known as Pancake-Drinking
[22:04] I REALLY LIKE MY LIVER!
[22:04] XD Have fun Pancake, drink some for me
[22:04] biggrin
[22:04] * Taeryn is quite attached to his liver
[22:04] * Taeryn literally
[22:04] xD
[22:04] biggrin
[22:04] xD
[22:04] biggrin
[22:04] * pickles is too.
[22:04] * Yuniecorn 's liver ith quite attathed to herthelf altho
[22:04] I can't have any drinth right now becauthe my medicathionth affect my liver function.
[22:04] * Roland isn't
[22:05] awethome thenanthce, right there
[22:05] *drinkth
[22:05] Roland, you thould give Panny your liver, then.
[22:05] can't, I sold it.
[22:05] Make thure the thurgeon doethn't have a lithp, though.
[22:05] thold it to WHO?
[22:05] ethpethially a thpitting lithp
[22:06] ... to WHOM
[22:06] thank you
[22:06] Taco Bell
[22:06] ...how and why?
[22:06] That's what is in the food
[22:06] oh
[22:06] i thee
[22:06] * oirevaS reads the ingredients list
[22:06] yup, it thayth it right here
[22:06] alcoholic pancake liver
[22:07] Indrientth: Roland liver. razz
[22:07] XD
[22:07] biggrin
[22:07] xD
[22:07] biggrin
[22:07] cause obviouthly Rolly gave it to Panny who then thold it
[22:07] * Taeryn divorthed Ranuu
[22:07] Altho, thome beanth and thtuff.
[22:08] * pickles is going to go divorthe Tae.
[22:08] biggrin
[22:08] * Taeryn got kinda theatrical. ....
[22:08] * Taeryn lithp.
[22:08] * Roland 's nipples hurt .__.
[22:08] That wath awethome! XD
[22:08] biggrin
[22:08] ._>
[22:08] *._.
[22:08] Tae: win XD
[22:08] biggrin
[22:08] Roland: what? o__O
[22:09] well, they do.
[22:09] er, Roland. Thweetie. What have you been up to?

We continued lithping, but, I figured thith wath more than enough xd  

[pickle relish]

Quote:

A thought occurs to me
* Yuniecorn marks the date on the calender
"thought had in IRC"

 

[God-Raped-Me]

I'm bored, and very easily amused....

[20:50] !eightball hal, am I bored?
[20:50] Do dogs pee on brick walls?
[20:50] No?
[20:50] !eightball Hal do you have a brain?
[20:50] That is better left untold, GRM.
[20:51] !eightball Hall should I find something other to do than talk to a bot?
[20:51] My sources say yes, GRM.
[20:51] That's what I thought...

Edit: Also a later one....

[23:53] Joan something?
[23:53] ******** I can't remember her name!
[23:55] Helen Keller?
[23:55] Yes, I was way off
[23:56] You were talking about Helen Keller? O__o

 

[Roland Karloseth]

Roland> CAKE!?!?!?!
[14:43] CAKE!!!!!
[14:43] it's a lie
[14:43] That's what they want you to think
[14:43] oh yeah!?
[14:43] * Roland bites the cake
[14:43] Yeah!!
[14:43] hrm...
[14:44] guess it isn't a lie after all
[14:44] * Yuniecorn wants cake now
[14:44] * Yuniecorn taps Roland on the shoulder and steals the cake when he looks
[14:44] >>
[14:44] <<
[14:44] :O
[14:44] YOU STOLE MAH CAKE
[14:44] I DID INDEED
[14:44] * Roland summons a tumbleweed army after Yunie
[14:45] ohellno D:
[14:45] * Yuniecorn runs
[14:45] * Yuniecorn stuffs the cake into her mouth while running
[14:45] GET HER, MY TUMBLEWEED MINIONS! GET MAH CAKE BACK TO ME!
[14:45] :O
[14:45] *muffled* cake is miiiiiiiiiiiiiine
[14:45] :O :O :O
[14:46] :O :O :O :O :O
[14:46] * Roland dies
[14:46] * Roland is eaten by rebellious tumbleweeds
[14:46] xD
[14:46] biggrin
[14:46] * Yuniecorn has to go to work now
[14:46] XD
[14:46] biggrin
[14:46] *inside a tumbleweed* aww
[14:46] REBELLIOUS TUMBLEWEEDINGTONS
[14:46] * Yuniecorn will be giggling about this the whole time
[14:46] XD
[14:46] biggrin
[14:47] and if this isn't in the quote thread when i get back.. D<
[14:47] xD
[14:47] biggrin
[14:47] * Roland shall take care of it then
[14:47] * Yuniecorn hugs Bass and the tumbleweed that ate Roland
[14:47] Good boy
[14:47] byebye guys~
[14:47] Bye Roland
[14:47] bye~
[14:47] ...
[14:47] ...
[14:47] I'm not going anywhere
[14:47] you're inside D:
[14:47] DAMMIT
[14:47] WHAT THE ********, BRAIN
[14:47] XD
[14:47] xD
[14:47] biggrin
[14:47] biggrin
[14:47] ARGH
[14:47] oh, and bye Sam~
[14:48] * Yuniecorn leaves now
[14:48] * Roland bounces the tumbleweed
[14:48] I WILL HAVE REVENGE
[14:48] |<-- Yuniecorn has left chat.serenia.net (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.5.3/20090824101458])
[14:48] This is what happens when I try to IRC and TV at the same time
[14:48] bye bye guys, /and/ bye Sam
[14:48] Oh thanks
[14:48] ¬_¬
[14:48] * Roland punches the tumbleweed innards  

[124-C]

YunieCookie

Quote:

[21:53] Also: "Don't meth around!"
[21:53] o.O
[21:53] ?
[21:54] Lovely.
[21:54] quite the slogan razz
[21:54] ...
[21:54] Don't meth around?
[21:54] Yeah.
[21:54] did the prethenter hath a lithp?
[21:54] you didn't watch Breaking Bad? You have to wear a gas mask to cook meth, just in case you get the ratios wrong
[21:54] It said that one the stickers they gave us. razz
[21:54] No. xD
[21:54] biggrin
[21:55] our area has a lot of meth addicts >>
[21:55] theriouthly, guyth, don't meth around. it'th like...bad for you and thtuff.
[21:55] I wonder if I can find the file in which I saved the start of this paper last year
[21:55] I never finished it then...
[21:55] and you might thtart talking like thith.
[21:55] We had some guy come in and show us these horrible pictures of some girl who got maimed in a car accident involving someone drinking and driving.
[21:55] Thtop making fun of people wif lithpth
[21:55] Theriothly.
[21:55] That'th only after your teeth thtart rotting out of your fathe, though.
[21:55] * Yuniecorn has a lisp right now razz
[21:56] I'm thoooo not making fun.
[21:56] Lithp ith the betht word becathe people with a lithp can't thay lithp.
[21:56] I'm jutht demonthtrating
[21:56] who wath the cruiel perthon who invented the word lithp, anywayth?
[21:56] it'th the thame in French, too!
[21:56] Kinda like "abbreviation" hath to be abbreviated.
[21:56] zezayer
[21:56] * Yuniecorn ith laughing tho muth right now XD
[21:56] Thome thadithtic bathtard.
[21:56] errr...abbreviathan. >.>
[21:56] <.<
[21:56] theytheyay?
[21:56] il a un zezaiment!
[21:56] j'ai un theytheyment
[21:57] oh that'th mutth worthe
[21:57] That'd thuck.
[21:57] It theriouthly would.
[21:57] that'th awful D:
[21:58] tho, I think I'm going to go to theven eleven, doeth anyone want a thluthie?
[21:58] xD
[21:58] biggrin
[21:58] Yeth pleath!
[21:58] Yeth pleathe!
[21:58] * Taeryn is soaked in saliva?
[21:58] ....
[21:58] * Taeryn thoaked in thaliva
[21:58] Kalth: You thould talk in a lithp when you get there.
[21:58] biggrin
[21:58] oh my god, there'th thith girl who works at tim hortonth here
[21:58] -->| Roland (~chatzilla@sa-14E3594D.albq.qwest.net) has joined #gaiaatg
[21:58] =-= Mode #gaiaatg +v Roland by Hal
[21:58] ROLAND
[21:59] HAI
[21:59] Hi Roland. biggrin
[21:59] Thalutationth Roland!
[21:59] xD
[21:59] biggrin
[21:59] I'm not thure the people would preally apprethiate it. none of them can prounounthe the letter F correctly.
[21:59] xD
[21:59] biggrin
[21:59] :S Hey all.
[21:59] Nithe Whithp
[21:59] Kalth: Maybe not, then.
[21:59] perhapth
[21:59] it'th not their fault they're all from the "pillipines"
[21:59] no one athkth her for a thmal, becauthe thee like...thpitth in their drinkth accidentally. "thoooo that'th a thmall thteeped tea?
[22:00] * Whisp loveth how prolongued the lithp joke hath been.
[22:00] * Yuniecorn doesth too xD
[22:00] * Yuniecorn ith quoting it
[22:00] oh noeth, not the quoteth
[22:00] .... What have I walked into?
[22:00] xD
[22:00] biggrin
[22:00] A thcary, thcary plathe.
[22:00] A lithp factory!
[22:00] nothing Rolly, really
[22:00] honetht
[22:00] "Yes, I'll have a "thmall thteeped tea", with milk but less "thpit" please."
[22:01] well, i'm a unicorn who saved Tae'th life latht night, and we all have lithpth
[22:01] * Roland is scared .__.
[22:01] *thaved
[22:01] don't be thcared Roland!
[22:01] XD Mike says Hi
[22:01] biggrin
[22:01] You might want an umbrella, though. xD
[22:01] biggrin
[22:01] there'th no more than uthuual to be thcared of biggrin
[22:01] HI MIKE
[22:02] Who'th Mike?
[22:02] I have no idea
[22:02] Roland!
[22:02] nah, lithping doethn't uthually involve thpitting
[22:02] I hath an awethome thirt!
[22:02] Kalth: thee doeth!
[22:02] Guess i'll be here tonight :p
[22:02] Thee ith extheptional.
[22:02] XD My "brother" who in reality isd my girlfriends brother
[22:02] biggrin
[22:02] *is
[22:03] Ith! D:<
[22:03] Is!
[22:03] Aw, Pickleth, you beat me to it!
[22:03] Lithp with uth!
[22:03] and Hi Tae XD
[22:03] biggrin
[22:03] IthhhhH!
[22:03] you know you want to...
[22:03] ROUND TWO OF DRINKING STARTS NOW! LIVER FAILURE ARE GO!
[22:03] it'th fun!
[22:03] Be well all
[22:03] Peer prethure!
[22:03] bye Panny~
[22:03] BUT I LIKE MY LIVER!
[22:03] Bye Pancake!
[22:03] bye Panny. good luck
[22:03] =-= Pancake-FOOD is now known as Pancake-Drinking
[22:04] I REALLY LIKE MY LIVER!
[22:04] XD Have fun Pancake, drink some for me
[22:04] biggrin
[22:04] * Taeryn is quite attached to his liver
[22:04] * Taeryn literally
[22:04] xD
[22:04] biggrin
[22:04] xD
[22:04] biggrin
[22:04] * pickles is too.
[22:04] * Yuniecorn 's liver ith quite attathed to herthelf altho
[22:04] I can't have any drinth right now becauthe my medicathionth affect my liver function.
[22:04] * Roland isn't
[22:05] awethome thenanthce, right there
[22:05] *drinkth
[22:05] Roland, you thould give Panny your liver, then.
[22:05] can't, I sold it.
[22:05] Make thure the thurgeon doethn't have a lithp, though.
[22:05] thold it to WHO?
[22:05] ethpethially a thpitting lithp
[22:06] ... to WHOM
[22:06] thank you
[22:06] Taco Bell
[22:06] ...how and why?
[22:06] That's what is in the food
[22:06] oh
[22:06] i thee
[22:06] * oirevaS reads the ingredients list
[22:06] yup, it thayth it right here
[22:06] alcoholic pancake liver
[22:07] Indrientth: Roland liver. razz
[22:07] XD
[22:07] biggrin
[22:07] xD
[22:07] biggrin
[22:07] cause obviouthly Rolly gave it to Panny who then thold it
[22:07] * Taeryn divorthed Ranuu
[22:07] Altho, thome beanth and thtuff.
[22:08] * pickles is going to go divorthe Tae.
[22:08] biggrin
[22:08] * Taeryn got kinda theatrical. ....
[22:08] * Taeryn lithp.
[22:08] * Roland 's nipples hurt .__.
[22:08] That wath awethome! XD
[22:08] biggrin
[22:08] ._>
[22:08] *._.
[22:08] Tae: win XD
[22:08] biggrin
[22:08] Roland: what? o__O
[22:09] well, they do.
[22:09] er, Roland. Thweetie. What have you been up to?

We continued lithping, but, I figured thith wath more than enough xd

...
Holy s**t.  

[AlcoholicPancake]

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[20:41] You can fall asleep while wanking?
[20:41] I have before >_>
[20:41] yup ^^
[20:41] ...

I'm sure V was replying to something else, but I laughed anyway.  

[Kalstolyn]

... I usually fall asleep during that, it's rare to ever finish.