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 Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 8:43 am
for putting 5 bottles of viagra in the presidents package of advil, and making him die of blood rush
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 6:25 pm
for kidnapping Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street.............
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 5:50 pm
for killing elmo and cookie monster...............along with big bird and the icp
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 6:48 pm
for releasing more methane into the atmosphere than a herd of cattle.
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 11:06 am
took a whole spaceshuttle to the panelt uranus, where the land surface is nothing but methane gas, and killed every one
(its true, there is actualy methane gas on that planet)
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 2:45 am
^ was arrested for starting the Great Fire of London in 1666.
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 7:01 pm
^ was arrested for trying to tickle a beefeater with her sword.............
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:00 pm
^Was arrested for drinking too much vodka at a funeral and dancing on the person's coffin
(okay that was a little mean, but funny.)
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 12:55 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:27 pm
^ For typing in all caps.
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:00 pm
^ was arrested for releasing a squirrel in a classroom at school.
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:28 am
^For force-feeding squirrel meat to the vegitarians.
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:43 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:39 am
Ooh, thank you! biggrin Hmmm... for hurling outrageous compliments!
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:07 pm
^ was arrested for taking a nap on a sofa at the furniture store
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