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 Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:05 pm
tam stops and puts his hands on his hips... kerobian... he warns sternly... i was having a good day... let's don't start this battle all over again... ...i agree the man needs a sense of humor... but what ye just called him was completely uncalled for....
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:09 pm
*Kero snaps his claws and walks on...wondering if there is any way to curse without Tam hearing it...*
Well...he was acting like it...
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:44 am
tam rolls his eyes and follows him... as long as he says nothing out loud, tam doesn't mind... he knows perfectly well most people do a good deal of swearing... especially in their heads... and this he truly doesn't give a dang about... but he has been attempting to teach kerobian to watch what he says far more than just to stop swearing.... as the cub tend to open mouth insert left hind paw up to hip far more than he should..... by focusing on the swearing he hopes to curb the other as well....
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:00 am
*Kero follows Tam...as the day wears on, he progressively lowers his voice, uttering certain swears...trying to test the limit of Tam's hearing*
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:32 pm
so tam decides to play a trick on him.... he sets a small spell on the cat... and has it say in a distant voice... "i heard that" whenever the cub swears and he's not around or near at hand....
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:35 pm
*Hmmm...Kero soon realizes what Tam had done...and plays a quiet tune on his pipe...soon, Tam is hearing some of the annoying songs that Kero has heard children singing whirl into his ears from afar*
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:37 pm
hmmm how did he figure that out... wonders tam dismissing both spells with a wave of his little finger... so he sets a spell on him instead... magnifying kero's speach when he lowers his voice.....
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:39 pm
*Kero does indeed mutter to himself*
Hmm...wonder what the old merceq will try next?
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:45 pm
dragon am i..... heh.... says tam with a chuckle.... ye should look in the mirror sometime cat..... if i'm a dragon yer a snail.....
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:47 pm
*Kero starts...then shuts up for a few minutes...then he softly mutters*
How the F*** did that old schlamo hear me?
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:51 pm
this time tam stops in his tracks and stares at him for a good five minutes, then he points to the base of a rather large tree... nose to bark now... he says in a no nonsense voice...
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:00 pm
*Kero stops too...staring at Tam like he has grown an extra head*
You have got to be kidding me...you can't see the ivy on that bark...with it's three leaflets and red stems...
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:07 pm
tam stares him down.... kerobian... i've lived in the wilds longer than you and i know what it looks like... do you honjestly believe i'd make you do that... now go.... he is beginning to get a little angry.....
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:08 pm
*Kero flatly refuses*
I know what Ivy looks like too, Sira...I'm not going...*Digs the claws of his back paws into the dirt*
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:13 pm
tam shrugs... fine... find yerself a new keeper then... i've had it kero... ye've been testing me all day... i don't mind a little testing... that's normal... but yer purposefully pushing every button i have and won't stop... i've tried punishments... i've tried humor... i've tried reasoning... he drops his pack, sorts through it and removes a few things and begins to walk away..... oh... he says turning back suddenly... he tosses ye a dark stone... i won't be needing this anymore... (ah... but does he mean it.... or is he just wanting kero to start thinking about his actions...)
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