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 Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:34 pm
the water horse gives him a curious look... so why are ye telling me all this now... when ye could have gotten a sweet and some tlc in the kitchen fer free...
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:36 pm
*Kero shakes his head*
Because, despite my trickster nature, I do have an honest streak...
Not to mention...you and I have been on rocky ground lately...I would rather not go back to that...
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:40 pm
champhy chuckles... well... iffin ye want to stay up that bad... come keep me company in the kitchen... lyssan has already looked in there....
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:43 pm
*Follows her in*
Thanks...Ye really thought I was a normal lion? Ye didn't wonder why I arc my tail over my head when I'm threatening someone?
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:56 pm
champhy shrugs... thought it was cute... like ye were playing scorpion of something... never gave it a thought beyond that.... is it something i should be aware of?
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:00 pm
*Kero chuckles*
Did you feel something crunch when ye stepped on my tail earlier? In my rump, near the base of my tail, are three venom glands...each secreting a different one...right now, only one is online...Melatoxin...sleep venom.
The venom travels down a tube in the center of my tail, out into the center of my tail-tauft, where it is wicked away to the outside, eventually forming a hard stinger...I'm not playing scorpion, Champhy...I actually am like a scorpion...
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:08 pm
well i pray i didn't do ye any true harm then... i didn't mean to iffin i did... and just so ye know... i would far rather ye keep that tail to yerself... unless i'm having difficulty sleeping that is....
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:10 pm
*Kero chuckles*
Nah...I didn't even feel it...no nerves in my tuft...all ye did was shatter some hardened venom, is all.
I'll keep it to myself...although one warning...should ye decide to turn any of my species over yer knee...milk us first...impact can shatter the glands...never pretty...
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:39 pm
thanks for the warning... though in truth.. i rarely paddle anyone... scaring them is more fun (mayhaps she isn't as far from her roots as people think...)
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:48 pm
*Kero chuckles...coldly....once again, Champhy is reminded of the beast he holds inside...*
Oh, tis true, tis true...need any help in here...I'd gladly trade work for a later bedtime...
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:52 pm
well... as she eyes his paws with a touch of consternation... yer not going to be much use with hands that size... ye can barely get them around a paring knife much less something decent to work with.... so are ye good at making pie crust... i need to make the meat pies for the field workers' lunches for tomorrow...
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:56 pm
*Kero hops up, getting to work on pie crusts...and when they run out of crust, he wraps the rolling pin in his tail and keeps using it*
My tail can be used as an extra arm...we use them to help stabilize our tunnels...plus they're good for hauling bags of gold and gems...
So did ye really paddle Averus...or was that just an act he put on, Mrs. "I-like-scaring-kids-better?"
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:05 pm
oh... i paddled him from time to time... he wasn't putting ye on.... i just plumb run out of ways to handle him... he wasn't a tad bit afraid of me... not with his da so terribly frightful... and him naking me out to be something not worth wiping yer shoes on.... i want to thank ye btw, for tending to him... what ye and the lady did... was... well.... beyond what was necessary... he wasn't always a bad sort... he was true to his breed, but not mean or cruel... none of us are, in truth... we just are... are ye absolutely positive ye got those worms though... that there isn't anymore... cause that thing frightened the heebee geebees out of me....
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:13 pm
*Kero nods*
I'm sure it's out of him...and one good thing about this kind of deaging...it's like a reset button...I can just have everyone come in front of me when I finally grow up again...invoke my gaze...and voila...I'll know if there are any more worms...you want these onions diced or minced?
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:19 pm
diced, thank ye... wait... yer to small to use a knife... how ye going to do that?
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