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 Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:39 pm
An anchovy.
Is sugar before bed bad for you?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:45 pm
Nope! Otherwise I would have diabetes and be dead by now. biggrin
What is the secret to the universe?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:46 pm
Butter!!!!!
Why do I hear people talking when no one is here?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:58 pm
That's the voices of the future. You're just hearing what hasn't happened yet.
Why are Brown eyes blue?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:00 pm
They got confused about their true form.
Why did they confiscate the blades?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:03 pm
It was a boring day and they needed a laugh.
Oh my, I seem to have lost my head! Where's it gone?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:06 pm
It's under my bed, but my roommate wanted to play with it earlier.
Have you seen a small broken quill covered in blood and tar?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:16 pm
eek oops... Er... No! Of course not! *kicks a broken object out of sight* biggrin
What are whirlpools?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:18 pm
The inside of a giant's toilet flushing.
Do you like chocolate with your arsenic?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:23 pm
Yes, although mercury and cyanide are excellent substitutes. 3nodding
Are mother pandas nice?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:32 pm
Not to me.
Are you possessive?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:37 pm
No! Whatever gave you that ide--HEY THAT'S MINE!!!
Can headless monks dance?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:45 pm
Only after they ask permission.
Why do you hide your true self?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:52 pm
So that pickpockets can't steal it, of course.
What should I get my sister for her birthday?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:56 pm
A rock off the railroad tracks!
How do you turn off the lights?
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