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 Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 7:56 am
lies and magic
u knocked the effing moon out of the sky, holy crap
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 8:30 am
I only mooned it.
You accused me of knocking the moon out of the sky when you were the one to hit it with a giant tennis racket while using your enormous robot.
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 8:35 am
I didn't! I was talking about how you mooned the moon then I admitted that I did it but my guilt just made my voice quiet>.>
You stole a smiley face balloon from the dollar store
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 8:39 am
nooooo i blew up the store
you stole my cookie stressed
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:01 am
and I nomed it to death.
You ate like a pig!
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:08 am
Well because i was hungry.
You destroy all my music equipment
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:14 am
I hate your playing.
You killed George Bush, and the world congratulated you. Then you killed Barack Obama.
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:08 am
What? The world's not congratulating me now?
You were laughing so hard the police had to examine you. What the hell is up?
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:10 am
GAS PRICES!!!! blaugh
you stole my scythe and hid it in the closet
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:48 pm
You must have found it, then.
You were responsible for Meowbook. I'm STILL seeing cats trotting around in zOMG!.
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:59 pm
I had to put the adorable things somewhere!
You stabbed my mother in the chest! With a Korean bayonet!
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:11 pm
That wasn't your mother - it was a squirrel! .... oh wait..... o.o
And that wasn't a Korean bayonet - it was a UNICORN! ...uhh.... O.O
You drove my car into a river.
Dude, where's my car?
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:13 pm
You said you were going to wash it! And, um... it's sleeping with the fishes.
You told me that Santa Claus is a lie.
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:13 pm
I didn't drive your car into a river.... I fell asleep at the wheel while it was in gear and it slid in.
You stole my easter basket!
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