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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 7:59 am
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 2:15 pm
saxygirl424 *crawls back in* Beware! He murders the girls who find out his secret! Oh! By the way, 30 hours. ninja Don't tell them that! *bullet hits Saxy in the head* News reporter holding a smoking gun: This just in, a woman has just been shot and killed in this hospital. More on this story at 10.
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 6:24 pm
*twitches* (in raspy voice) I'm.. I'm not dead yet, just in complete and total agony. If... if someone were to help me now, I may pull through. *twitch* *twitch*
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 7:20 pm
*10 Doctors run in to try and save Saxy*
News Reporter: This just in, the woman that was reported dead is really still alive. Doctors say, that she has a slim chance of pulling through. *puts another bullet into the gun*
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:01 pm
Damn... you... news... casters gonk *faints*
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:07 pm
News reporter: Hey doctors! What's that?! *points twords a building, then when they all look over shoots Saxy again* This just in the woman has been shot once again by an unknown murderer.
Random guy: *runs over to Saxy and kneels down* No! Don't die on me now! gonk
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:13 pm
*goes into cardiac arrest*
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:19 pm
Same random guy: Don't die! Please, don't die! We were going to go sky diving, roll down the side of a mountain, and drive down to the bottom of the ocean to see what lives there! gonk
News Reporter: *comes up to the random guy* Sir, you seem very close to this person. Do you know who could have killed her?
Same random guy: You did! You-
News Reporter: *shots the random guy* This just in, yet another person was hit by the unknown killer. More on this story tomorrow.
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:38 pm
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 12:31 pm
((That's not like a soap opera!! That's more like a slapstick comedy!))
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 1:10 pm
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 2:34 pm
*Writer goes into a comma and is replaced by an new Soap Opera writer*
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 11:42 am
*Suddenly, a random guy rushes in and starts making out with the news reporter*
Guy: Where have you been all my life?
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 12:01 pm
News reporter(that's really a guy! 0.0):I've been searching for yo-WAIT A MINUTE! I'm not gay!
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 12:04 pm
guy: *pulls away still holding the news reporter*... but that time *chokes* in the bar last week? *begins to cry* Did it mean nothing to you? It was such a wonderful time.
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