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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 12:23 am
Rich: are you okay?
Garnet: yes… why?
Rich: because you asked the clerk at the store earlier if damage repair shampoo also works on emotions
source : twitter characters involved : Richard Devereux, Garnet Mortemer
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 6:00 pm
Nani: You're not sweating.
Desi: Uh-huh.
[Nani feels Desi's face for any evidence of sweat]
Desi: Having fun, there?
Nani: How could you not be sweating?
Desi: I don't sweat.
Nani: Everybody sweats.
Zach: Not Desi.
Vira: Desi never sweats.
Nani: What do you mean she never sweats?
Desi: Sweating is gross, so I don't do it.
Nani: So what? You're just like... cold blooded?
DJ: [sarcastically] Desi? Cold blooded? What a surprise.
source : Victorious characters involved : Nani Heulwen, Desiree Whitethorne, Zachary Whitethorne, Elvira Hughes, DJ Shepard
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Diamond Wales Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 6:08 pm
Charlotte: It’s a package from my mother.
Omolara: What is it?
Charlotte: It’s heavy. Must be her hopes and expectations for me.
source : Gilmore Girls characters involved : Charlotte Richardson-Connelley, Omolara Soyinka
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 6:17 pm
Treva, to Phoebe and Peter: I don’t get it. How do you two work together as a couple?
Phoebe: Because Peter and I have the exact same life philosophy. The only people you can really trust are the ones you know will stab you in the back at the first given opportunity.
Peter: So, naturally, we trust each other completely.
source : tumblr characters involved : Treva Warlow, Phoebe Davenport, Peter Whyte
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Diamond Wales Vice Captain
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Diamond Wales Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 6:24 pm
Nike: Boy, Leon, I’d love to tell you what I think of you. But I’m too much of a lady to use that kind of language in public.
Leon: I appreciate that.
Nike: BUT WAIT TILL I GET YOU HOME!
source : Three's Company characters involved : Nicole Lovette, Leon McGregor
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:44 pm
Tanya: Hey babe do you have a second?
Echo: Not really, I have to get some sleep
Tanya: I was just thinking, if aliens came to Earth, would they use the same math as us?
Echo: ...
Tanya: I mean no matter what planet you're on two plus two still equals four.
Echo: I know, I know, just...
Tanya: I mean they'd have different symbols but the concept would still be the same right?
Echo: Jesus f*ck Tanya I have a job interview in the morning and this is the only thing I'll be able to think about.
source: tumblr characters involved: Echo and Tanya Lovette
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 2:39 pm
Jeremy: There are lots of different kinds of quilt fibers. Which kind is best?
Lena: Well, generally natural fibres are best. Wool is particularly good. It’s warm in winter and cool in summer. Plus, wool is fire resistant.
Jeremy: Well, now that I think about it, I’ve never seen a sheep on fire.
source : NotAlwaysRight characters involved : Jeremy Travers, Helena Davisson
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2018 6:13 am
Treva: It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn
Treva: Update, the someone is my boyfriend
Treva: Babe, did you have a flashlight?
Garnet: no
Treva: how did you see?
Garnet: moonsource : tumblr characters involved : Treva Warlow, Garnet Mortemer
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:38 am
Niall [during therapy]: Do any sounds annoy you?
Will: Real sounds or imaginary sounds?
Niall: [curious] Let's say imaginary
Will: Spider wearing flip flops.
source : tumblr characters involved : Niall Hughes, William Bennett
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:16 pm
Hikaru: Can you explain French to me?
Remi: There is 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.
source : tumblr characters involved : Hikaru Nakano and Remi Roussel
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:40 pm
Nani, trying to flirt: If you don't have the time and money for both a dog and girlfriend, than I, a terrifying werewolf, am an excellent bargain.
source : tumblr characters involved : Nani Heulwen
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:25 am
Milo: Alright, where's the turkey?!
Tiff: Milo, those are my maternity pants
Milo: Nah, nah! These are my Thanksgiving pants!
source : FRIENDS characters involved : Milo Abrams, Tiffany Stanford
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2018 5:47 pm
Emeric: There is something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I'm not quite sure how to explain the feeling
Eion: The illusion of productivity?
Emeric: Yea that's the feeling
source : tumblr characters involved : Eion Linton and Emeric Delacroix
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 10:38 pm
Theo: Okay, if I was the last person on Earth, would you date me?
Nath: Theo, if you were the last person on Earth I wouldn't exist
source : Spiderman: Homecoming characters involved : Theodotus Ellis-Hall, Nathaniel Ellerly
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The Forgotten Weasley Crew
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 8:01 pm
Merc: People tell me I have an unique way of 'lighting up a room'. It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.
source : tumblr characters involved : mercy sanderson
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