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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:00 pm
Granted but you'll have a bad day the day after tomorrow
I wish that my dog would shut up.
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:13 pm
Wish granted but now instead of braking to tell he needs to go out he just pees by the door
Wish my house was clean and I didn't have to do it
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:30 am
Granted, but your house is empty and full of spiders hiding in holes.
I wish I could finish this presentation.
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:34 pm
Granted- it is finished, but not to the specifications that were required, so it is unusable.
I wish this kink in my neck would go away.
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:19 am
Wish granted but now you have a kink in your leg!!
i wish it was not cold
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 10:34 pm
Wish granted but after you get comfy in your blanket, frostbite has covered your hands and feet.
I wish I wasn't so tired right now
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 11:53 pm
Wish granted, but it was granted by killing you. Guess you're not tired anymore.
I wish the sky was purple.
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:52 pm
Wish granted, but the plants all die.
I wish I could remember what I forgot.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:51 pm
Your wish was granted! But you can never forget anything anymore - you remember all embarrassing things you've done before.
I wish I could have a superpower smile
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:44 am
Wish granted but you have the lamest one ever, you can now talk to ants.
I wish there was more time to get everything done.
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:55 am
Wish granted but now you can never sleep, but you get so very tired. I wish I could go on vacation this year.
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:55 pm
Wish granted but you don't get to pick the vacation spot. Your are going to spend a week in the humid, stinky, bug filled swamp and sleep in a tent.
I wish there was more light in the room
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:41 pm
Wish granted but now it's too bright you can't go to sleep.
I wish I can eat anything I want.
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:39 pm
Wish granted, but you have to catch it first.
Wish the dogs could wash themselves
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:55 am
Wish granted, but now they're constantly wet and get water all over the house 24/7.
I wish this book was more interesting.
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