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 Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:23 pm
Granted but he moved to Barbados.
I wish I could visit Barbados.
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:45 pm
Granted - you're mistaken for Barbados most wanted criminal and get to spend 20 years there... in prison
I wish it would snow insted of rain
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:06 pm
NocturnalVeil Granted - you're mistaken for Barbados most wanted criminal and get to spend 20 years there... in prison I wish it would snow insted of rain
I wish I had a car.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:08 pm
Granted but it sucks
I wish I had a job
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:44 pm
Granted but it's cleaning toilets at Cedar Point.
I wish I could afford to go to the college I want to go.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:40 am
Granted but your surrounded my idiots
I wish I was a better person
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:49 pm
Granted but now you see how much better you are than everybody else and they realize you think so and dislike you
I wish I could fall asleep when I'm supposed to
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:49 pm
Granted, but you have the same reoccurring dream each time where you are back in elementary school clothed in nothing but slices of cheese and you aren't prepared for the pop quiz on the use of rope in the Spanish Civil War
I wish my ribs weren't hurting
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:10 am
granted your ribs no longer hurt but thats because you got turned into a jellyfish
I wish I had a new car
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 6:32 pm
Granted, your body slowly expands until it's complete, and you give birth to a 2012 Chevy, only to be kidnapped by the people at Chevy so they can use you to make new cars.
I wish for a cup of coffee.
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:38 pm
Granted, but it spills all over your computer.
I wish I wasn't sick anymore.
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:07 pm
granted you have a rare immunity to all viruses but the goverment found out and now you are locked up in a lab where you will spend countless years being studied and experimented on
I wish a I knew what to wish for xd
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 4:54 am
Granted, but your fingers fall off and you are unable to type it
I wish there were flying squid
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:06 am
Granted, but airplanes are crashing into them left and right, and one jet happens to crash through your bathroom.
I wish I could shred guitar.
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 4:20 pm
Granted. You turn into a machine not unlike a wood chipper known as the Guitar Shredder 2000.
I wish I had the power to make people understand what I'm trying to write on the internet.
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