The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game

[Angel Zetsumei]

Unfortunaely, the microscope is also your grandmother's and is so old, dusty, and the lens is so badly scratched, that you can't see anythin through it.  

[Eternal Rebellion]

Wotan Manasal

Fortunately, even though the magnifying glass broke, you still have the microscope you needed. xd

Whoops, my bad - meant Microscope xp

Fortunately, your Great Grandma's Will consists of an antique and amazingly reliable microscope.

Eternal Rebellion

 

[Angel Zetsumei]

Unfortunatley, since the microscope is still old, you have to use reflected light for it to work and it's dark outside.  

[Eternal Rebellion]

Fortunately, the eclipse passed after 10 seconds out.  

[lllicit]

Unfortunately, a storm followed the eclipse.  

[Eternal Rebellion]

Fortunately, you've made a fallout shelter in the event the tornado hit.  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

I have no master

Unfortunately it is still flooded from the previous storm.

I am chaos

 

[Naomi Kyuuten]

Fortunately, a raging mad cow diseased cow gave us all diseased cheese for food, as SOMEONE had ate all of our food.

 

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Rage courses in every heart

Unfortunately, the cheese is blatantly diseased.

Yearning to betray its rational prison

 

[Eternal Rebellion]

Fortunately, your Grandpa gave you a "Cheese Spray" the cleans and pasteurizes cheese.  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

I have no master

Unfortunately you can not remember where you kept it.

I am chaos

 

[Eternal Rebellion]

Fortunately, your Grandpa had foreseen this problem and put a chip on the bottom of the can.  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Words are a waste of time

Unfortunately, the batteries powering the chip have probably died by now, like grandpa.

Destruction is a language everyone understands

 

[Eternal Rebellion]

(Ha ha, nice one! Like Grandpa...thanks for making my day when it just started! lol )

Fortunately, your perceivable Grandpa also saw this coming - and created a built in back-up battery. (No, he didn't see the other event coming though..)  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

The Leo is about to speak!

Unfortunately, in the time you spent pondering how and where to find the spray, the heathens surrounding you ate all of the diseased cheese, leaving you with none and eliminating the need for the spray.

The Leo has spoken!