"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[Rockefor]

I told you to liberate then from this existence,not from prison!

I'm calling from the jail because i did teh above.  

[cooki3zdanerd]

Tsk, Tsk... I told you, that only works in the movies.

I'm in jail for setting a grenade off at a miley cyrus concert mrgreen  

[Skyscraper Opera]

█ Good job! I mean, uhh, that's very unfortunate. Should've used a pine cone.

I'm in jail for whipping my cat emo

 

[Spirited Sunflower]

I told you to kill it instead. xD

I am calling from jail because a kid walked into my leg and fell down stairs and died.  

[AznWooper]

I told you never to trust stairs, that is why people invented elevators C:

I'm calling from jail because I was arrested for breaking into someone's house to play their wii >:'D  

[HEYIQUITTHISSITESUCKS]

I told you to wait until you get your own! D:<
I'm calling from jail because someone fell off a cliff and me and my hand just happened to be there.  

[Vanilla Acoustic]

I told you never to go on cliffs

I'm calling from jail because I shot one of my friends accidently  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

I told you to stay away from guns, didn't I?

I'm calling from jail because I had a car accident and ran away instead of helping those who got trapped under my car.  

[Rockefor]

I told you to set it on fire in case something like that happened.

I'm calling from jail cuz i beat this guy to pulp after he said my cat is uglee.Only i can say that!  

[cooki3zdanerd]

Oi yah! How many times did I tell you he was jealous because his cat was very ugly.

I'm calling form jail because I brainwashed cats to make my own grammar Nazi army twisted  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

I told you making typos is not that bad.

I'm calling from jail because I stopped paying my bills.  

[Vanilla Acoustic]

I told you money doesn't grow off of trees

I'm calling from jail because the police caught me outside chopping down a 300 year old tree.  

[Ju-chansuki]

I told you to blow up the yard instead.

I'm calling from jail because I accidentally strangled my sister over a piece of apple pie.  

[Vanilla Acoustic]

I told you there was another piece in the fridge!

I'm calling from jail because I went to Hanna Montana concert and blew up her stage  

[Ju-chansuki]

I told you that would end up happening anyways because of her songs!

I'm calling from jail because I accidentally hit a homerun through the police station.